Any rhymes that r made up, including ur own..........
2006-08-29 04:29:09 · 8 answers · asked by lara---croft.bebo.com 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1)Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore
Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Bent the bi tch over and fucked her again
2) Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.
3)Humpty Dumpty rode on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Humpty Dumpty fell down the hill,
Humpty Dumpty took a big spill.
Then his friends next door said,
"Use your head you silly old egg,
And put a helmet on!"
2006-08-29 08:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by Nicolala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty sat in a tree.
Humpty Dumpty needed to pee.
He had to get down, and run to the pot,
But he didn't make it 'cause his pants got caught.
not the best : P
Humpty Dumpty was excited, you see
Humpty Dumpty was thinking " a rhyme? about me?"
He looked in the book, and he started to beg,
"Please change my picture- who said I was an egg?!"
Hey, it never says in the rhyme that he's an egg. Sorry, I tried : )
2006-08-29 04:40:27 · answer #2 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty went to the mall
Humpty saw a basketball
He saw it sitting on the sale rack
And right next to it was big man Shaq! LOL
2006-08-29 04:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings horses and all the kings men,
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
2006-08-29 04:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by gooner1972 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
humpty dumpty sat on a whore
humpty dumpty wanted some more
bouncy bouncy rub a dub dub
humpty dumpty fancied some grub
sorry its rubbish
2006-08-29 04:32:52 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
myn's really crap but hey, who cares! i know i don't!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
eating rotten bananas
and where do you think he put the skin?
down the kings pyjamas!
2006-08-29 08:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by ameebas rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humpty dumpty ast on a wall watching leeds united, leeds united scored a goal and humpty dumpty fa***d.
I am so sorry, it's one from my school days
2006-08-29 04:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Humpty Dumpty had a little lamb
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2006-08-29 04:39:15 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋