Use my following simple guide the next time you're having some communication problems. Listed below are some common phrases with the "real" translations below.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
.... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
I hope this helps!
2006-08-29 04:19:23 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, I NEVER, EVER had a GIRLFRIEND!!hahaha. however, you forgot one that females say, 'MEN HAVE TWO HEADS ~~ AND ONE HAS NO BRAIN!!!"
2006-08-29 05:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Most are true for me, but I like pizza and I'm usually the one waiting for him to finish getting ready. Also most women ask the do I look fat in this dress one because they are insecure and/or fishing for compliments(like your so beautiful nothing could make you look fat) not to start a fight.
2006-08-29 14:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I missed u when u were out for so many days. I got fed up doing errands all by myself
2006-08-29 11:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by DEAR T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You forgot one
"Honey, would you please take the garbage out when you have a minute?"
"Get out of the recliner and do it now!"
2006-08-29 11:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, and
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
Yeah, and you will pay double later on!
2006-08-29 11:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!
2006-08-29 11:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by Mermaid♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋