Does God allow two women to hook up with the same guy in heaven?

Question

Because seriously, that's MY idea of heaven.

Answer 1

LOL and beer. Beers good too.

Answer 2

It would be nice if each of us could create our own heaven. My heaven would be a place where women were more accepted as athletes. I am not the Creator though and I cannot define His heavenly kingdom. There is no need for marriage in heaven and it will not be a place of sin.

Answer 3

There is no marriage in heaven...we will be like the angels.. We will not be having babies and families as it is here on earth.. This is just for now, not forever. If you are living for sex, then you will be disappointed. (only ones that I know of that believe that are the Muslims)

Mat 22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

Answer 4

There will be no sex or marriage in heaven.

Matthew 22:29 Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.
30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

Answer 5

If heaven's true, then I sure hope so!! Obviously, the same would have to be true for 2 men & 1 woman. From what I've heard, marriage is just null and void once you get there, so I don't see why not!!

Answer 6

In heaven they neither marry or are given in marriage ... THE only reason GOD wants us to marry here is to populate the earth. It is not needed in heaven. HE will populate heaven with his children..

Answer 7

If you make it to Heaven, thoughts of sin will no longer exist. The thought of hooking up with 2 women would never cross your mind...therefore never happening.

Answer 8

<> i do not trust so. There can in ordinary words be a godmother and godfather. you're allowed to have Baptismal Witnesses as well to godparents. So this way of girls will be the godmother and the different stand as a Baptismal Witness. <> this is the responsibility of the mothers and fathers and godparents to augment their newborn/godchild is the believes and practices of the Catholic Church. in case you imagine the Church's stance on similar-sex marriage is "being pissy" it shows you do not extremely understand WHY some Church teachings are what they're. how can you impart the religion into your newborn(ren) in case you your self do not realize what and why the Church teachings are? I see a good higher situation the following than who to have and/or now to not have as godparents and witnesses at your newborn's Baptism.

Answer 9

We can't hook up in heaven.
Our souls go there but our penises and vaginae stay here and rot.
Sorry to disappoint you but get what you can while you are on earth.
Don't count on anything beyond the grave.

Answer 10

Seriously, Does God like perverts and small wankers?
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Answer 11

Sure - If you strap a bomb to your chest and commit suicide in a public place, then you will get seventy virgins for yourself when you go to heaven.