I have discovered the 7 basic "unwritten rules" that will change your life forever. Once you master these simple rules - you will have your man eating out of the palm of your hand. Here goes:
Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
Rule # 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Rule # 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
2006-08-29 04:06:06 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ummmm, about rule # 6.........
Chris Columbus was trying to get to India. He didn't ask for directions. He got lost. He actually did NEED them, he just didn't get them. Tried to cover it up by calling it the West Indies. NO one was fooled. It was a good try though.
2006-08-29 04:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-05 23:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I disagree with the above rules. Of course, I have a feeling that's why I'm divorced.
2006-08-29 04:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Jayna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
christopher columbus? NOT lost? best joke ever..... LOL :-)
2006-08-29 05:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, Im gonna guess that you are single..lol...cute though.
2006-08-29 04:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by Lemme tell ya... 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋