I would like to perform a surgical precedure on my self and enhance the length of my penis. I have seen alot of do-it-your-self kits, but have been a bit skeptical because i certainly don't want to cut a vein by accident or do unrepairable damage to my 1 eyed snake. I certainly woulden't imagine paying a professional because that would make me gay... hell would you let an 5 ft tall asian man touch your penis? well... ok i woulden't mind that but that's not the point. The point is, is that my SNAKE IS SO SHORT, it's so short it actually goes right back into my fat, and i can't see little johnnys head :( Every night i cry, i cut myself and it makes me feel better, i just miss seeing my porksword, he is so small and cute, i used to love playing games with him. I used to give him massages and polish him, and i was so hygenic i got a professional hooker to clean him with her mouth! So as you can see i love my adorable little guy, he has been my partner for years, and i will never forget him
2006-08-29 04:03:03 · 4 answers · asked by onmykneez4cheez 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health
problem seems to be the fat in which your "snake" is hibernating. Maybe a visit to a nutritionist would be wiser than one to a surgeon.
And for all the kids out there, no you cannot perform surgery on yourself *sigh*
2006-08-29 04:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well...you could find a 4' high asian woman...You better stop having such a love affair with you 'little friend'..before it falls off...go to a doctor, and they do have surgeries to help with that problem...you are making a joke out of it..so if your little friend is so adorable, ..you best not go cuttin on him because he might not ever forgive you
2006-08-29 04:24:25 · answer #2 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loose the fat and it'll grow back
2006-08-29 04:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, cut your dick at home and make it longer. You are a dick!
2006-08-29 04:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋