on how to prank my boss before I leave my godforsaken job?
2006-08-29 04:01:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
The boss is a woman.I was thinking along the lines of super glue on the phone handset......dead rat in her truck.....ordering 50 pizzas in her name.....
2006-08-29 04:07:04 · update #1
Take a match and burn cork...like you get with wine. It will create really great soot. Then rub it on the bottom of her glasses. When she puts them on...she'll create black eyes...when she removes them....she'll look like a raccoon and won't know it.
I did this once to a captain on a cruise ship....it was priceless. He conducted a ship board meeting with raccoon eyes and...because he was the "captain" no one could laugh or even say anything.
A wonderful ego-buster.
2006-08-29 04:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Plastic wrap over the rim of the toilet bowl. It would need to be a female boss though since men usually raise the seat to go and they would be able to spot the wrap quite easily.
Plenty more where that came from, but most are quite cruel and would require a great sense of humor by your boss. If you want to piss him/her off then they would also be good pranks. Just make sure you don't get caught or you will probably have charges filed against you.
2006-08-29 11:08:53 · answer #2 · answered by El Pistolero Negra 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. Dead fish in the air vent in his office.
2. Marbles in the gas tank of his car.
3. Ballons filled with shaving cream in his office.
4. Potato in the tail pipe of his car.
I think banannas work too but them come out easier.
5. Rubberband his chair to his desk so when he pulls it out it goes back in.
6. Wrap everything in the office with aluminum foil.
7. Pack everything in his office in boxes as if he is being fired.
8. Or if you really want to be mean to his car... if it's rear wheel drive jack up the back end and put bricks under the axle so the wheels are only about 1/8 in'' off the ground, then let all the air out of the tiers. (as seen in the movie Porky's I think) Car looks normal but when put in gear the wheels spin and with no air in them expand and make contact with the ground, pulling the car off the bricks and onto two flat tires. Pretty mean. I'd stick with the shaving cream ballons or aluminum foil. You don't want to be sued.
2006-08-29 11:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Take multiple paper cups and fill with confetti. Make multiple hooks with paperclips to attach to the ceiling. Attach cups to fishing line and attach to door. When someone opens the door, confetti goes everywhere. Did this for a Halloween joke on a co-worker. Especially set cups so that they hit office furniture, lights, and other hard to clean areas.
2006-08-29 11:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by Charles B 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well you could have a female stripper sent to the office and told to say to the boss "I'm the stripper you ordered"
or you could put glue on her toilet seat if she has an executive bath room of her own.....The ideas are endless.......oh I just hope you didn't need a reference or recommendation from her ........do you ? lol good luck
2006-08-29 11:13:27 · answer #5 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Be a grown up and just leave without any problem.
2006-08-29 11:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell all the women in your office she has the hots for them and to watch out for her because she wants them..
2006-08-29 11:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by bllnickie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have a singularly evil plot in mind which involves a cat, a hair dryer, and a large quantity of shaving cream.
2006-08-29 11:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Get a high class hooker to seduce him. Video tape their rendezvous...send the tape to his wife....that always gets em
2006-08-29 11:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by betty 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What does this have to do with immigration? Do you work for the INS?
2006-08-29 11:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋