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1 islam has freed muslim women

2 islam is the most compassionate religion

did you enjoy these 2 muslim jokes?

2006-08-29 03:52:09 · 4 answers · asked by ahmed 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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The Imam of a masjid, who was also a father of two young children, was about to enter the majid to give the Khutbah (Friday sermon). Before he entered he reminded them to be quiet - especially when he is giving his khutbah.

He then asked his children, "And why is it necessary to be quiet during Jummah?"

Little Ahmed jumped up and yelled, "Because people are all sleeping!"

2006-08-31 21:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0 0

here is my one see what you think


Ahmed is compassionate and tolerant

funny yeah ?

2006-08-29 10:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Peace 7 · 2 0

Ahmed ... ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST INCREDIBLY STUPID ?
ARE YOU GETTING PAID TO POST ALL OF THIS RUBBISH ?
WHO'S SPONSORING YOU ?

YOU KNOW WHAT .. SCREW YOU .. JUST BURN IN HELL

2006-08-30 00:39:33 · answer #3 · answered by Moreno R 1 · 0 0

SUCKS...!!!!

2006-08-29 10:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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