2006-08-29 03:45:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
AAARRRRR be it. AARRRRR you and yours well???? I agree LOLOL. AAARRR
from you know who !!!
2006-08-29 03:51:19 · answer #1 · answered by Who am I? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those darn pirates hijacked my 2 million dollar pleasure yacht. Damn them all. Damn them all to hell. A pox on all the pastafarian houses.
I'm with the Unicorners now. How misguided I have been. How could I have not seen the power of a God who can be invisible and pink at the same time.
2006-08-29 11:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those Christians who are attacking you (and I assume unintelligently attack you) are not true Christians, no matter what they or anyone else says. They do not know Jesus...they only use his name for sick and twisted goals.
I am curious though...what are the Pastafarians and the Flying Spaghetti Monster? (I just assumed that the two are connected somehow)
I am a Christian and I always will be...yet I still love freedom and I still value intelligence and reason (impossible for you to believe yes?)
2006-08-29 10:53:38 · answer #3 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those who attack the Holy Pirates of Pastafarianism do so to protect their own absurdity copyrights.
2006-08-29 10:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by Eureka! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't even know what a Pastafarian is. How can I attack one? As a matter of fact, I don't attack anyone. I just share my views, my knowledge, and my experience with others.
2006-08-29 10:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(2 Pete 2:1) "But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be spoken evil of."
(2 Pete 2:12) "But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption. And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, and they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own desceivings while they feast with you; having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: and heart they have exercised with covertous praces; cursed children..."
That sums it up well. Pastafarians are boils on the face of existance. And what do we do with boils?...
2006-08-29 11:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by Hate Boy! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Negative.
2006-08-29 10:50:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrr...
Aye, we be helpin' the world by solving global warming.....
Arrrr
2006-08-29 10:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the pirates pillage then why can't we pillage right back?
2006-08-29 10:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by melrae1116 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAMEN!!! At least we're DOING something about global warming!!! Arrrrgh!!
2006-08-29 10:51:59 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ARRRGH.
I be very unhappy wit these landlubbers who be pick'n on me relgion.
May ya be keel-hauled and sent to the briney deep should ye pick on me FSM.
2006-08-29 10:49:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋