new memo to all employees? (bad title but funny joke)?

Question

NEW COMPANY POLICIES: SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE

we will no longer accept a doctors statement as proof of sickness. if you are able to go to a doctor, you are able to come to work

surgery=operations are now banned. as long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. you should not consider removing anything. we hired you intact. to have something removed constitutes a breach of employment

your own death=this will be accepted as an excuse. however, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your replacement

bathroom use=entirely too much time is being spent in the rest room. in the future, we will follow the practice of gong in alphabetical order. for instance, those whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8.00 to 8.10,employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8.10 to 8.20 and so on. if you’re unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again. in extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees’ supervisors must approve this exchange in writing. In addition, there is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicle. At the end of three minutes, an alarm bell will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the cubicle door will open

Answer 1

haha
nice joke
i would hate to work there

Answer 2

Ha my company rules there

Answer 3

hey john,,what's the punchline???? or are you just mad cause you took longer than three minutes,,,,,,

Answer 4

:))..souns like my school

Answer 5

Hmm..well, kind of stupid.