do u have a short and good joke to tell?

Question

that really will make me laugh?

Answer 1

Wife solemnly asks husband,"WHAT WILL U GIVE ME IF I CAN CLIMB Mt. EVEREST"??
Husband answers,"A PUSH"

Answer 2

Try these

Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Vicente Fox (Mexican President) are in France in a restaurant.
The waiter asks " le apperitive?"
All of them answer "oui!"
The waiter looks at Fox "Le tequila?"
Fox: "oui!"
The waiter looks at Yeltsin "Le vodka?"
Yeltsin: "oui!"
Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton " Le whisky?"
Clinton: "DON'T MENTION THAT *?@#&@$ !!!"
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Modern Times

My wife gave birth in a state of the art delivery room," said one man to another. "It was so high-tech that the baby came out cordless."
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The Car:-

ONCE UPON A TIME an American came to Switzerland where he met a Swiss farmer, he looked at the size of the Swiss farmers land (or rather lack of size...) and said:
" Back home in the US I have a farm, that is SO BIG that when I leave by car from one end of the farm in the morning I do not reach the other end of the farm by evening.!!!"
The Swiss farmer was not impressed and said:
" Yes, I used to have a car like that ...."

Answer 3

sure a woman gets back from the doctors and stares at her body in the mirror her husband comments what the hell are you doing she says my doctor told me I had a body of a 21 yr old he says in a cocky remark did he say any thing about your 60 year old *** she said no you never came up in the conversation.

Answer 4

How are young children like farts?
Your own are tolerable; everybody else's you can't freaking stand!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 5

What is the hardest part about eating a vegatable?


The wheelchair.....

Answer 6

why did the guy jump out of the plane?

because he was sky-diving!

Answer 7

what do you call a cow that has an abortion?

De-calf-inated