It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man
married a 20 year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
He answered " You've got to keep that old motor running." The following year she gave birth again.
The same nurse said "You really are amazing. How do
you do it?"
He again said "You've got to keep the old motor running."
The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said
"You must be quite a man."
He responded "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the
oil. This one is black."
2006-08-29 02:37:52 · 24 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good.
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2006-09-02 03:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Guess he had a little help keeping that old motor running!
2006-09-03 17:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I think the oil change happened already! LOL.
Have a great afternoon!
2006-08-30 07:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke was truly hilarious to me,,,, you totally blindsided me with that answer.
Thanks for a great joke, I really needed the laugh.
And now..
I'm gonna send this joke to a few friends.
2006-09-05 22:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by kolohe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 6 rating
means 9O0D
2006-08-29 02:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohoho She's got some explaining to do......proud father.....lol
2006-08-29 02:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 8/10
2006-08-29 02:40:01 · answer #7 · answered by therifleman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny when my dad said it in 1985
2006-09-03 10:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that is a good 1 tx
2006-09-02 21:24:49 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1.
2006-08-29 02:40:46 · answer #10 · answered by alyamed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋