I don't have a ***** clue to where the little ******* learned to cuss like that. I've tried washing his little ****** beak out with **** soap but it didn't ****** work. Where the ***** did he learn all those ***** words? And how in the **** can I get the little **** to stop?
2006-08-29 02:35:41 · 25 answers · asked by smutulator 1 in Pets ➔ Birds
read your question and you will easily see the problem and how to fix it. My Macaw is a potty mouth too, and our priest thinks it's the funniest thing ever. Sometimes ya gotta take the blame you deserve, all they are is feathered two year olds.
2006-08-29 03:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by cantrellpets 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy two cloth parakeets that look very real. Make sure that they are of two different colours. Tape your parakeet cussing. Next: download what sounds like a parakeet saying things like: Hallo--Have a nice day. When you play the nice sounding tape--put cake and peanuts in a dish in front of one parakeet. Act like you are hugging and cuddling the parakeet every time the nice words are played. Hide the good-natured parakeet. Take out the other parakeet and play the tape of the parakeet cussing. As it begins to cuss: go for your Beretta and fire a shot and make sure your parakeet see you kill the cussing parakeet. Throw out all the pieces of what should look like a dead parakeet in the garbage and right after that bring out the good-natured parakeet while you play the nice sounding words. Again, hug the sweet-talking parakeet. Trust me: he will get the message.
Boaz.
2006-09-05 21:48:36 · answer #2 · answered by Boaz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in the freezer for three seconds. When he comes out he will stop misbehaving and ask you " and what did that chicken do to be in there for life!?" next plan: ear plugs for yourself. Also keeps you from hearing noisy neighbors. next plan: put a kitten in the cage as a companion. ... uh maybe not. i take it this is a joke question..... only parakeet i had bit us all the time and i wished it had talked to tell us what was the matter already!
2006-09-05 23:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by karen608 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you can. Birds do pretty much what they want. Your best bet may be to get it to say other stuff instead. Give neither positive nor negative feedback to the cussing.
2006-09-02 22:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put on the radio, light music, symphony easy rock. Don't have volume up to high. Birds have sensitive ears.
Easy tempo's. Talk radio might help. Give your bird a mirror.
Don't play heavy metal, punkd stuff.
2006-08-29 11:06:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, to keep dogs from barking you have to give them some stimulus immediately after barking (like squirting them with a squirt gun) to train then that barking is not good. You might need something similar for your bird.
2006-08-29 09:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! great question!! My grandmother had a parakeet who would ask "Feel better now?" everytime he heard the toilet flush. No one knew where he learned it....! Good luck!
2006-09-03 04:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by myrmidon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're too funny. My guess would be that it didn't learn to cuss from you ? HAhaha
2006-09-04 19:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you cant. Try Teaching him other words, mabye he will forget about the other words and move onto new ones!
2006-08-29 10:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by lovebird mania 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HE HE Cant stop laughing lmao. Try swearing at it in a posh accent, it won't stop it swearing but it may sound nicer... Thanks for the giggle its made my day x
2006-08-29 09:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋