A few Housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the
subject turned to their husbands. One lady said "My husband
just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to
Hell."
This led to talk around the table and it was generally
agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were
going to end up in Hell.
So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves.
One woman said "I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven."
Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it."
So, then they noticed that one of the ladies wasn't saying anything.
And they looked at her and said "You're such a nice lady, surely
you're going to Heaven...?"
She says "No, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me
a ticket straight to Hell!"
They were shocked and asked
"Why??"
"Well, you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you??!?"
2006-08-29 02:29:42 · 33 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
;-)
2006-08-29 03:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure I'm not going to score any points with the big guy upstairs for saying this , but that is just too funny. Good job. I'd give that one 10.5/10. LOL.
2006-09-04 20:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by Child Of Thought 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm
2006-08-29 02:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by Shilo R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-09-04 10:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee. That lady is desperate!
2006-09-05 07:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. 10 outta 10
2006-08-29 02:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Mojo Risin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the questrion?
2006-09-05 11:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by mt_lil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven wouldn't be heaven without men so I would just chance it♥
2006-09-05 04:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There should definitely be more women like her who know what they want and aren't afraid to say it!
2006-08-29 03:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by Karl X 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Get me a ticket too.
2006-09-04 17:23:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe oh goodness its funny! 10/10 for you!!
2006-08-29 02:38:19 · answer #11 · answered by winterose* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋