Divorce case - Bit long joke but funny - rate it pls.?

Question

A judge was interviewing a woman on her pending divorce, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About 4 acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property."
"No," he said, "I mean the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," She
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living in town, and my parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car porches and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't like the music, but the answer to ur question is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Frustrated judge, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, No” she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me."

Answer 1

it's not very funny. i'll give it a 4 (plz don't be mad at me)

Answer 2

5/10

Answer 3

I really enjoyed reading it and I thought the punch line was a good and funny answer. On a scale of 1 to 10...with 1 being the worst and 10 being the best. I give it an 8.5

Answer 4

9/10

Answer 5

At the rate of 1 to ten, it's 7!

Answer 6

Cute I'd give it an 8 out of 10

Answer 7

Hmmm, I wonder why he can't communicate with her. Just kidding! Very funny joke, I'll give it a 8 out of 10.

Answer 8

Ha Ha Ha!
Perhaps verbal communication is over rated, she sounds fine to me.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Answer 9

“The small one he pee’s There is a teacher teaching sex education to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and draws a huge penis on the board! She truns to the class and simply asked the class, “Class, does any one know what that is?”
The class sits silently for a second or two than chintoo stands from the back! He yells, “I know what that is! It’s a PENIS! I know cause my dad’s got two!”
from, the big one he brushs the babysitters teeth with!

Answer 10

9/10
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Answer 11

Very cute. 8 outta 10