To prevent me from ever having a long and sustained relationship?
Why am I persecuted so,
They certainly smell like the devil himself has curled up inside my butt and is breathing fumes to the world....
Have I been smited by God or has my butt been possessed by the Devil...it's a hard one to call...I did get a priest to come and have a look at it, but his interests seemed not to be as focussed to the problem at hand: what can I do?
2006-08-29 02:01:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(Only you can make flatulence sound intelligent! :o))
One day you will find a nice girl who has a no sense of smell brought on by hay fever or an unfortunate nose surgery accident... and you will be perfect for one another.
Funny and smart?
The girls wont mind the smell of your fart...
2006-08-29 02:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that'd be weird and wonderful in case you extremely like the scent, yet when that's in basic terms that you get disgusted then that's ok, like noone receives disgusted from his own farts, and think ofyou've got a similar feeling with ur gf as she's very close.. yet now to not attain the point that u actual LIKE this scent
2016-11-23 12:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by georgene 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your butt is possessed by the devil!
You need to have it repent and get baptized. It's the only solution. Perhaps, there's a Pentecostal Church nearby that can pray for your butt!!
2006-08-29 02:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by Baby #3 due 10/13/09 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is God's design...The average human expels 600 ml of flatus a day....Try papaya enzymes to cut down the amount and you are probably eating way too much meat in your diet.....As far as the priests dealing in that area...watch out!!!!!
Hope this helps :)
2006-08-29 02:17:59 · answer #4 · answered by Denise W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually It is medical condition. Excessive farting indicates problems in you diet and digestive system - from worms to early symptoms of serious problems. Talk to the doctor, cleanse your guts (colons), be on healthy diet.
2006-08-29 02:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by out-of-blue-sent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You aren't alone my friend.My farts have discoloured my wallpaper.But fear not.There are women out there who fart too!!And I should know.I married one!! Her morning wake-up call is a good fart then she asks me if I want a brew.I tell her I've just had one of her brews,but then she says 'No dummy.A cup of Tea!'.
2006-08-29 02:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sure is part of the Intelligent design,
and sure is part of God's plan on you.
God knows everything, and he wanted you to fart, Who are you to ask?! (Huhh)!
How strange people are!!
Smart question indeed.
2006-08-29 02:15:02 · answer #7 · answered by ParadoX 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure in some people's eyes they would say it's part of God's design but it's not in mine.
2006-08-29 02:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by Scully 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY! Anything that comes out of your rear should smell like flowers. That's what Jebus said.
2006-08-29 02:05:40 · answer #9 · answered by jfahd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Switch from christianity and see Nature.
It is natural that you should fart, and you should not be ashamed. Just tell your boyfriend you had chili for dinner.
2006-08-29 02:09:13 · answer #10 · answered by m_thurson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋