since you didn't say which ONE of these i am going to take several; the man next door, a llama, jelly and a cold haddock.
the cold haddock to hit the man next door with, the jelly to eat whist riding of into the sunset on the llama.
2006-08-29 05:19:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Thank you.
The most important items for any traveller are, of course, the Encyclopedia Britannica, a llama and a week's worth of old Thai newspapers.
a. Shortly after checking in to your hotel, remove the llama from your suitcase and take it to the bathroom. Place it in the shower cubicle and draw the curtain.
b. Make an irate phone call to Reception, asking to see the Manager immediately.
c. When he arrives, take him to the bathroom, draw the shower curtain back with a flourish, look at him accusingly and say: 'What is...this?'
d. It is a fact that 78% of people, when suddenly faced with an out-of-context llama, will be unable to identify the animal. Hand him the encyclopaedia and wait.
e. An uncomfortable silence will build in the bathroom and he flicks through the pages with trembling hands. Accentuate the moment by reading the old Thai papers while whistling tunelessly***.
f. Wait for the inevitable 'it appears to be a llama. sir. I really have no idea how...'
g. Wave your hand graciously and wait for your bags to be transferred for your complimentary stay in the Presidential Suite.
***an ability to read Thai makes the paper more interesting, but is not essential; the dramatic effect is the same, in any case.
2006-08-29 14:58:37
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answered by Bowzer 7
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Harry Potter
2006-08-29 02:27:04
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answered by Anonymous
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Harry Potter.
2006-08-29 02:01:36
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answered by Anonymous
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The Brittanica Encyclopedia, that would be the choice simply because when you are on a holiday you need to explore and Ency. would give an edge to explore the unknown and most importantly would make you think
On a second thought : Holiday is when you just be carefree and observe colors of life by exploring yourself and then the place your visiting...... Nameet_leo@yahoo.com
2006-08-29 02:24:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I know I'm going to regret this, but exactly what kind of fun do you have with a cold haddock?
2006-08-29 02:02:13
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answered by mesun1408 6
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What a bizarre questions.... I'll have to say a weeks worth of old Thai newspapers.
2006-08-29 02:03:16
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answered by sahm2boys 4
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I would take the man next door because he has a lovely suitcae
2006-08-29 02:10:28
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answered by markhatter 6
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why would i take a cucumber !! but i would chose non of the above u mentioned but i would take clothes, family and some interesting magazines.
2006-08-29 02:03:48
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answered by alyamed 4
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Definately Jelly. Man the things that you can do with jelly....
2006-08-29 02:01:29
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answered by Anonymous
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