There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die?
2006-08-29 00:50:31 · 20 answers · asked by zhish_blaster 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.
2006-08-29 00:51:22 · update #1
His parachute didn't open.
2006-08-29 00:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
He was sky diving & he wasnt able to
open the parachute upon landing...
it was by the way the unopened package....
2006-08-29 01:18:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a skydiver and his parachute didn't open, thats what the unopened box is.
2006-08-29 01:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by Kristen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He jumped from a plane and his package malfunctioned! (Parachute did not open!)
2006-08-29 01:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I try, sorry for my bad english:
he was on a mongolfiera ( aerostatic ball?) that was falling down. he sacrified himself because he was the heaviest person?
2006-08-29 01:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by brokenwings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one befor,his parachute didnt open
2006-08-29 02:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by sammydeea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the unopend package is his parachute
2006-08-29 00:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by psycho 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he didn't listen to the instructor well and didn't know how to operate his parachute... silly man!
2006-08-29 05:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by Samarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His parachute....oh, nuts, got beaten again.
2006-08-29 01:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
da unopened package was his parachute...he died cz it wasnt openin...
2006-08-29 01:12:04 · answer #10 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋