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2006-08-29 00:27:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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the wheelchair

2006-08-29 00:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

On Omicron Persei VIII, Emperor Lrrr decreed all vegetables should be eaten immediately, and that's why Carrot Top converted to Islam, and a Fatwa was issued against Emperor Lrrr, who responded by unleashing a storm of genetically enhanced brain slugs on the hapless denizens of Earth, who promptly lost what little brain function they had, rendering them completely vegetative, and were consumed in a glorious feast in honor of his royal highness' wife Ndnd's compassionate embrace of the poor robot refugees who their former cruel masters the earthlings had abandoned when they slid into the copious feedyholes of the Perseids, and that's how I became the new ruler of planet earth-omicron-p-I, and
with my pets, the human Fry and the mutant Leela, I set out to repopulate the earth in a glorious paradise free of war, anger, envy, yada yada yada, but that darned robot devil tempted Fry with the pizza box of knowledge, which I had strictly said was outside of his delivery area, and so it all began again, evo-crea-olution, yada yada yada, just to get to the point where some human asks this question about what part of a vegetable don't you eat for the 999.999999 millionth time, and you know what? I just called up Lrrr and put a bug in his ear, heh, heh, heh.

2006-08-30 02:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by Bender 6 · 1 0

Table

2006-08-29 07:29:39 · answer #3 · answered by Captain Eyewash 5 · 1 0

Cant eat the - table
can eat the - veg

2006-08-29 07:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by Rainbow 4 · 0 0

the green part

2006-08-29 07:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

who said i cant? i can eat all parts of the vege

2006-08-29 07:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by psycho 2 · 0 0

vegtable??...v can eat da veg...so its gotta b da table...

2006-08-29 08:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0 0

If vegetable is not worm or something,what make me geek,then all!

2006-08-29 07:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by woo 5 · 0 0

table

2006-08-29 11:46:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The stem.

2006-08-29 07:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by DizzyG 3 · 0 0

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