A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for
money and guns but he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you
2006-08-28 22:16:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ahhh Love, support & understanding, it doesnt get any better than that
2006-08-28 22:20:09 · answer #1 · answered by Charlie Mejia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my response? i think u should be strong honey! roflmao!!!
that was one funny joke, n quite different as well. i know we cant give u points, but those ppl on level 2 or above can rate questions, so im definitely giving this a positive rating!
2006-08-29 05:45:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one about 20 years ago boring
2006-08-29 08:15:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a real great test to a relationship..the guy was left wondering what the hell was going on,I think he really deserves it..the guy should really show his "love" to his partner..ha!ha!
2006-08-29 05:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by kim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe That is very good! Sounds like he would be taking one for the team.
2006-08-29 07:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by doesitmatter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good..
i really was patient enough to read it for so long a passage..
but it was really worth it..
ten points to u buddy..!!
b ut how can i..!!
we cant give points to questions..
hard luck..
anyways a standing applause may be a good gesture..
keep rocking..
tc
2006-08-29 05:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ironies of Nature !
2006-08-29 05:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2006-08-29 05:18:32 · answer #8 · answered by DrSH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, be strong honey!!!LOL
2006-08-29 05:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by want2wild 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke.
2006-08-29 05:20:13 · answer #10 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋