I always go over and mow my neighbors yard and she always comes out naked or close to it and gives me lemonade. I thought she was just catering to my sense of humor but now I'm not sure. We will always be having an in-depth conversation about the bible or church and she will somehow steer the conversation to anal sex joke about sticking her finger in me. I asked her if she wanted me to tend to her garden and she said 'only if it involves sticking vegetables in my pussie..I'll be in the shower if you need me'. She is 58 years old and I am 20. She called me into the kitchen today and she 'accidentally' left her double dildo on the counter. What should I do? I don't think I could ever sleep with her because her vag probably looks like an Arby's roast beef sandwich.
2006-08-28 21:49:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Your mom lives next door to you?
2006-08-28 21:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
I think the most offensive part of this is that you were discussing the BIBLE and CHURCH? Yuck!
hahaha, Just tell her that you are not into necrophilia.
2006-08-31 04:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
U have answered your own question!! But be careful in future, she might be a problem in ur personal life :(
2006-08-29 05:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you never know until you try... does she look good naked (or close to it)???
next time she says something sexy, call her bluff...
if she says she's in the shower, offer to wash her back and see what happens... or go into the shower and watch her soap herself...
2006-08-29 04:55:30 · answer #4 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
judging by ur other questions here, u should consider urself lucky that anyone wants u
2006-08-31 03:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by Swtnis 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor you
Close your eyes and do her
2006-08-29 05:08:20 · answer #6 · answered by Hisham 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats fuking hilarious keep posting you fuking bitc.h ahhaha
2006-08-29 04:55:03 · answer #7 · answered by jacksonxrr 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ew!!!!!!!!!! Poor you!!!!! Tell her you're gay?
2006-08-29 04:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by Nicky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hw can i show my sympathy.....??
2006-08-29 05:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by LaTz! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋