A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
> noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
> cemetery.
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> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
> feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
> man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back,
> were about 200 men walking single file.
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> The man was so curious that he respectfully approached the other man
> walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now
> is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
> Whose funeral is it?"
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> "My wife's."
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> ''What happened to her?"
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> The man replied, "My dog, tired of her constant nagging, attacked and killed her."
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> He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
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> The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
> wife when the dog turned on her."
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> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two. Then came one
> more question.
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> Can I borrow the dog?"
>
>
>
> "Get in line."
2006-08-28 21:10:09 · 5 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:) good one. But why did u post it twice??
2006-08-28 21:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by the_answerer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did you get that joke? I like it very much.
2006-08-29 04:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha that is priceless lol â¥
2006-08-30 17:56:46 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Morning! Thanks for starting my day with a nice joke. loved that one.....
2006-08-29 04:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by muks320 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-30 16:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋