Last time we saw this riddle:
Why was Jack's report card all wet?
A: The grades were all below C level.
Hehe. And here is today's riddle:
How was Farmer Jack able to buy so much land?
Good luck :)
2006-08-28 20:02:38 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because the land was dirt cheap
2006-08-28 20:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Mojo Risin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 19:03:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He jacked all the land
2006-08-28 20:10:40 · answer #3 · answered by megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bcoz he has earned a lot enough to buy so much of land
2006-08-28 20:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. How much land are we talking about?
2. Does he have any sons? hehe ♥
2006-08-29 00:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the land was dirt cheap lol! i used ur last question to figure this out bc u put the answer lol
2006-08-30 12:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough qstn man
2006-08-28 21:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a Jack of all trades.
I dont know, ig...I am tired....goodnite
...or because it was sheep (cheap)
...and he wasn't a cow-ard
...and he didn't horse around
...and he was no chicken
.....I know...even with some sleep, they are still bad !!! sorry ig
2006-08-28 20:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE JACKED EVERYONES MONEY!
i didn't look at anyone else's answers
2006-08-29 16:47:07 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With gold. He had the goose that laid the golden eggs. LOL.
2006-08-30 10:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋