i personally would whack his asss with a baseball bat then release the hounds!!!
after he gets a few too many bites i will then grab him and put his face in the toilet and make him drink from the toilet.
then kick him out and make the kids throw rocks at him.
please share your thoughts and be creative!!!
2006-08-28 19:37:42 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HOLY **** YOU ARE HILARIOUS! THANK U I SO NEEDED TO LAUGH. BUT I MUST BE HONEST I'M ON SUCH A THIN LINE AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE I WOULD HAVE TO FIRE ON HIS *** FOR ALLOWING ALL THE **** THAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE A FEW MONTHS AGO THAT LED ME TO WHERE MY DAUGHTERS AND I ARE AT. I WONT BOTHER WITH DETAILS. BUT YES I WOULD DEFINITELY FIRE ON HIS *** TILL I FELT JUSTICE FOR ALL THAT HE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN TO MY LITTLE GIRLS N WHERE IT BROUGHT US TODAY, TOMORROW AND TEARS TO COME. **** THE WORLD & DONT ASK ME FOR ****!!!! BUT AGAIN THANKS NEEDED THE LAUGH!
2006-08-28 19:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by maliyahgs 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
But then again, you're a chimp, with the intelligence of a six year old. That matters in such things.
Me, I'd look at him, wondering what this stoner dude was doing at the door, but I'd hear him out. Might let him in, might not. It's kind of like Bethany and Metatron. Give me reason to not reach for the fire extinguisher and the mace.
2006-08-28 20:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by Babs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! What Christian took a dump on your donut? Sounds like you have alot of anger toward them. As for Jesus knocking on my door, if he looked like Jesus then it would probably be a singing Jesusgram or something like that. If something like that happens to you, before you release the hounds, make sure he doesn't have a message for you.
2006-08-28 19:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by brokolay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What has Jesus done to offend you?
I mean, it is evident that you believe in him. And so you feel he has committed some offense against you, which is why you seek retribution?
Jesus has withstood much worse, by the way. And he did it to save you. So whatever you do cannot and will not be an affrontery to him.
Enjoy your life as best you can apart from the grace of God, my good brother.
Oh, and to answer your question: I would open the door and say hello.
2006-08-28 19:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Invite him in, apologize for the mess, offer him a snack. Then I would expalin that I did not vote for the current president of the United States and that I am really embarrassed by the way Americans are doing the most appalling things in the name of Christianity.
2006-08-28 19:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by Lleh 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny. That's sick.
I'd stand there with the door open and a big smile on my face. I'd start to laugh and invite him in. I'd bow a long bow and ask him if he wanted to eat something or drink something. I'd give him a seat and sit at his feat as he talked. Then I'd have him baptize me. I'd thank him then give him a hug. I'd ask him to give me wisdom and strength. I'd ask him to help my mom and ask him to visit her. Then, when he was ready to leave I'd be filled with the word of God and I'd go downtown and proclaim the good news!
I wish that would happen.
2006-08-28 21:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by Dallas L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite him in for a drink. Ask about the weather. Maybe he's tired of being the son of god and just wanted to be a normal shmoe. Who am I to deny him that???
If he came to my door for a reason, he better be telling me.
I think he was a cool dude but maybe the bible exaggerated a bit, no A LOT. It feels like a work of fiction...just like the fish that got away...
2006-08-28 19:48:08 · answer #7 · answered by Smartypants 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope you get exactly the same thing as what you want to do to Jesus. Only difference is I hope that there is a big turd in the toilet when your face is in it. May God have mercy on you.
2006-08-28 19:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would humble myself, and kneel before him asking for his forgiveness for any and all things I did that wasn't pleasing in his eye sight. And after praising, worshiping, and rejoicing with him...I would ask for forgiveness for you..and all those that follow you..for its clear..none of you know him , nor have a relationship with him...You see, you are a lil late in trying to hurt him, he's been there and back.... Did someone do these horrible things to you?
2006-08-28 20:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd invite Him to stay for a while.I find Him quite fascinating.
Then I'd ask Him why you are so angry.Unless you want to tell before He does?What happened?Whatever it is,it must have been pretty bad for you to be that mad.I'm really sorry you hurt so much.
2006-08-28 19:49:10 · answer #10 · answered by L.T. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus is not come in HIS same body or name HE come to the earth by different body and name, HE is always in the earth by different name we cannot accept him due to we love past we never accept present. When we accept present then we recognize Jesus at present.
2006-08-28 19:52:55 · answer #11 · answered by gora6in@yahoo.co.in 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋