During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table.
The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening. After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, "You see, it IS vanishing cream!"
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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party ?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
2006-08-28 19:36:57 · 26 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Good...i liked them both.....tx
2006-09-02 21:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
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2006-09-02 02:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-08-29 02:41:48 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squicky clean...cute...2 thumbs up for you...thx
2006-08-29 03:38:54 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clean as ur word execellent one i could tell them to my friends @ the party tonight!!!!!!
2006-08-29 02:59:46 · answer #5 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up
2006-08-29 04:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by m_catia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm theyre allright. submit them to readers digest. they have jokes like these all the time. i think you can get some $ for it too. gl!
2006-08-29 02:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by BEEFSHIELD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those jokes are cute...they remind me of the jokes my grandfather used to tell me when i was a little girl :)
2006-08-29 02:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL pretty funny i like them. Mind if i use them?
2006-08-29 02:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL to both of them and Awww poor froggy!!!
2006-08-29 02:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by ♫Rissy♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋