THANKS FOR THE JOKES AND LAUGHS U GIVE EVERYDAY...:)
2006-08-28 18:33:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are more than welcome!
Glad to know that all the searching and posting is not done in vain!
2006-08-28 19:22:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.
As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.
"I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."
The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."
2006-08-29 09:22:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay....Step Slowly Away From Your Computer.......
You Are Not In A Room......
You Are On Yahoo........
We Post Questions And Answers Here.........
Yes.....Lots Of Jokes Tooo.......
But You Are Not In A Room......
But You Are Welcome Here Anytime.......
LOL!! Got You !!!! Just Playing!!!
I Like Reading The Jokes And Riddles Too.
I Send Them To My Family And Friends Some Are Just Too Funny To Keep To Myself!!
LOL!!
2006-08-29 08:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you 100 percent. This is the best place to relax and have a great time. I spend hours (yea, I know, get a life!..lol) just looking at all the funny jokes and having to think of the best answer and pulling out my hair, trying to figure out Igloo's riddles and all the other riddles from you people. I say a bigggg ty too !!!
2006-08-29 02:09:50 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this room too. I even come in here instead of playing literati!!
I always enjoy your jokes, thank you for the laughs!!!
2006-08-29 01:43:02 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love you to your looking for an answer and i know it all lol
so tell me do you like good looking rich guys in yahoo answers ? well good luck with that lol
2006-08-29 01:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks to you to too, for some of the good jokes you shared with us.
I will be,,, looking for the answers..... and jokes, everyday.
2006-08-29 02:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur welcome
i havent been here in a while
so im not used to the new changes yet...
2006-08-29 01:36:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
much be more delighted if you give me a joke too..
2006-08-29 01:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by kentot21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u consider this as a room... huh. ok. yeah but i like it, its cool.
2006-08-29 01:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by rawrXninjaXdino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋