ya know like really cheesey and stuff. who would you like to see in the saviors role? moe, larry or curley?
2006-08-28 18:16:49 · 9 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The bible is a very poorly written pornographic novel.
If it was made into an unedited for content movie, it would be rated "X."
Mel Gibson's movie, "Passion of Christ," should have be rated "X" due to its pornographic nature. But, Christians don't know what "pornography" really means, so they didn't protest it's graphic content.
They only protest women's bare breasts or genitals of either sex.
Jesus should be played by one of those gay cowboy guys. Maybe Michael Jackson. Jesus was obviously a little light in the loafers, given his preference for guys in drag.
2006-08-28 18:22:56 · answer #1 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You forgot the : I lust after my neighbor's /bestfriend's/ sibling's husband! What could I do? they're truly taken from the common concern concerns latest in Romance/suspense novels. some are exciting once you've the flu, severe on chilly drugs and there is not something else on. i am going to admit I have considered a pair yet after watching 2 or 3 you sense you've considered it formerly exceptionally in view that they have a tendency to apply a similar actresses repeatedly.
2016-12-05 21:01:56 · answer #2 · answered by bucks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The three stooges ?...
Certainly not Tom Cruise.LOL
It would have to be like " Harry Potter" sequels! ". There would be quite a prestigious cast !... Madonna as Mary-Magdalena, Tim Conway as Poncius Pilatus, Betty white as "cousin Elizabeth, Craig Fergusson as Thomas ( I can see his look) LOL, Barry Manillow as John, Dolly Parton as Loth's wife, Ertha Kitt as the Queen of Sheba, Liza Minelli could be Martha, Johnny Depp could be Judas the escariot ( knowing his imagination to portray his characters. It would be hilarious. It could be called " BIBLE...THE MUSICAL ! "... Just a fantassy ! LOL
2006-08-28 18:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by montralia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes , it is a Book actually, the book of life , authored by God himself! And manifested By God himself, and sustained by god himself!Wow he can do mighty things! Worthy to be praised! Thank you lord!
Sometimes I see it as a Music video! Gods own personal music video!
2006-08-28 18:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by bungyow 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No no no...Jeffrey Hunter. He played a mean jesus in "King of Kings". Had the baby blue eyes...
2006-08-28 18:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One really, really long BORING and NON-SENSICAL Lifetime movie.
2006-08-28 18:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see: Incest, murder, lying, cheating, blackmail, genocide,
stealing,childabuse, hate, abusing women etc., etc., etc.
2006-08-28 18:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by kluane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You smoking that stuff again ?
2006-08-28 18:22:13 · answer #8 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You burning in hell for sacriledge.
2006-08-28 18:20:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋