funny joke?

Question

Subject: (Woman)



It has long been contended that there are male jokes and
there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I
consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women
will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work
cocktail with
her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her
eyes off him.


The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare
and walked directly toward her (as all men will).
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over
and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
(There are always conditions)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. Then he
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words." (controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into
the
man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his
eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."

Answer 1

Yes, it is funny.
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Answer 2

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Answer 3

LOL. Yep. That's funny! LOL.

Have a great evening!

Answer 4

Thats really a funny one i would tell that to all my friends it touched my mind very much absolutely very very much!!!!
Thanx a lot for some laugh****

Answer 5

Finally! a man that learned the easy way, what women really want!

Answer 6

That was funny!

Answer 7

nice one

one more
He: ìThere are an awful lot of girls who donít want to get married.î
She: ìHow do you know?î
He: i have asked them.

Answer 8

Oldie but goodie! I sent it along.

Answer 9

not funy if i was that woman i would say fancy going in a date?

Answer 10

yeah someone told this the other day and i told it a long time ago sorry ♥