A guy is sitting in a bar getting more and more drunk when he spots a gorgeous woman sitting at the other end by herself.
The drunk makes his move: he quietly slips behind her and suddenly reaches around and gropes her breasts and crotch.
Naturally, the woman jumps up, turns around and slaps the hell out of him.
Being a well experienced drinker, he smoothly apologized, explaining, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable idiot!" she screamed. "I am your wife!
2006-08-28 17:41:33 · 12 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! i couldnt remember a lame joke woody has posted. it always gives me a laugh. more!!!:)
2006-08-28 18:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
8>)
For some reason this brings to mind the old line "That's no lady - that's my wife!"
Nice avatar, BTW.
2006-08-28 17:45:07 · answer #2 · answered by IrritableMom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooh!! He won't even get the doghouse, Bud! LOL.
2006-08-30 10:31:47 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okalee dokalee...
2006-08-28 17:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh no someones in trouble lol â¥
2006-08-30 11:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-08-28 17:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope i'll never drink like that
2006-08-28 22:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.....u made another funny....woody...any more i have been telling u jokes all the time....send more..please
meemee
2006-08-28 17:46:05 · answer #8 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pick me as your best answer
2006-08-28 17:44:03 · answer #9 · answered by KSJTam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL
2006-08-28 18:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋