She won't believe me because everytime I open up the closet the elves and Mr. Wolfie hide from her. (I think they are scared). Me and the elves have a good time with Mr. Wolfie, I let him come out and we play games and sometimes the elves hide my shoes as a practical joke...those crazy elves!! I love them so much and I want my girlfriend to be able to play with them too but Mr. Wolfie said not to trust her. I don't know why because he has never met her. Mr. Wolfie is nice though and he is good at checkers. My girlfriend thinks I'm nuts and its causing a problem in our relationship. Could I get Mr. Wolfie and the elves to play with her somehow? Any ideas?
2006-08-28 17:39:55 · 27 answers · asked by Lucky L 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yes I have been taking my meds again so i think these are really real.
2006-08-28 17:41:18 · update #1
Perhaps you could have her hide under the bed while you ask them to come out.
2006-08-28 17:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by emily_brown18 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you gotta have a conversation with Mr. Wolfie and the elves and let them know that you want to share their friendship with your girlfirend so you can all have a wonderful time in the closet... since they always hide from her, you have to assure them that she's a really nice person, once thats established, just give your girlfriend a little bit of whatever you're taking and open up that closet door!
2006-08-29 00:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by Myzz Undastood 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Lucky, first you are not letting your girlfriend wear a 2 piece bathing suit and now you are driving her crazy with your Mr. Wolfie. I think you should forget about Mr. Wolfie and go ahead and visit you ex-girlfriend, when she is off her restraining order. Now I know why she is your ex, because she beat the crap out of you, because you were not taking your medication. Peace!
2006-08-29 00:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the situation as is. I know you want everyone to get along but if Mr. Wolfie actually meets her, he will get an overwhelming desire to jump on her and knock her over and sniff her face. He won't mean any harm but she will scream bloody murder and accuse you of siccing vicious animals on her. Next thing you know, you'll have PETA breaking in to liberate Mr. Wolfie and the police will want to know why the elves are hiding in your closet. Are they illegals or terrorists or are you keeping them as slaves? Then they'll find your drugs and you'll never see your friends again.
2006-08-29 00:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know! Tie her up, throw her in the closet, hot box the closet with you-know-what-smoke, tell the elves to jump on her chest and laugh manically, then tell Mr. Wolfie to show himself by doing the can-can in a pink tutu.
2006-08-29 00:44:55 · answer #5 · answered by Cameron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep trying to convince her buddy! She will be running away real quick, real soon! Maybe she'll leave the number for a shrink on the way out. You cannot be serious. I'm sure you are just putting this out there to see what kind of responses you'll get. Did you like mine?
2006-08-29 00:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a physiologist? either that or invite Mr.Wolfie and the elves to tea and not tell them u also invited ur girlfriend, once they walk (or prance) into the room lock the doors. Don't worry, Mr.Wolfie should understand, he's cool like dat
2006-08-29 00:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Sun Kissed<3 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
let mr wolfie and the elves test her to see if she is trustworthy....and if she passes the test then everybody can play together
2006-08-29 00:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by Innocence 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude you need to see a shrink before this gf gets a restraining order on you. And there are no elves or wolfe. Are you outta your mind?
2006-08-29 00:43:08 · answer #9 · answered by frog_h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... Very interesting... :o)
I think you should find a girlfriend who can also see Elves & Wolves in your closet... that way you don't have these problems in your relationship.
~ Or you can just stop taking hallucinogenic's ~
2006-08-29 00:46:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋