A man is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask and still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young student replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body."
He struggles up to his elbows and asks again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may cause complications from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and slowly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, takes his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them that I can see, sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her weakly and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. But listen very, very closely:
"A r e ... m y ... t e s t ... r e s u l t s ... b a c k ?"
2006-08-28 17:34:45 · 13 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. Another Good One! LOL.
Thanks for the laughter.
2006-08-30 10:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!!!!! That Was Hilarious..Totally Unexpected!!!
I Sent It To Some Friends So They Could Laugh Too!!
2006-08-29 08:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-08-29 00:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by teeniey37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious. Pick me as your best answer
2006-08-29 00:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by KSJTam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wippy i loved it execellent test results of testicles i'll keep on telling this to my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
2006-08-29 01:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol !!!! It was a long time but what a pay off, thank you!
2006-08-29 00:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it's just late, but that was funny.
2006-08-29 00:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by Lissa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that
you should really keep making jokes
2006-08-29 01:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by sawdust 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Okay, that one was pretty funny.
2006-08-29 00:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by Blahstuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but this one is old too â¥
2006-08-30 18:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋