2006-08-28 17:30:28 · 9 answers · asked by maes_quest 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
According to this website of Chuck Norris facts
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.info/
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
So be careful asking that question! Yikes! LOL
2006-08-28 17:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by Becki 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ah the infamous Chuck Norris wood chuck scenario once again eh?
He would not chuck very much wood not if he was a Chuck Norris Wood Chuck
For everyone knows that a wood chuck can never achieve the status of The Chuck from sheer luck
It would need a calm eye, a steady paw, and teeth that were more than just buck
For to be a wood chuck like the great Chuck is a dream that only wood chucks would dream
cause we all know chewing on wood simply sucks!
2006-08-29 00:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris would chuck what wood Chuck Norris could chuch if Chuck Norris was a woodchuck that could chuck wood.
2006-08-30 01:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't Bruce Lee kill Chuck Norris back in the 60's?
2006-08-29 00:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris died ten years ago, but the grim reaper was afraid to tell him
2006-08-29 00:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Enough to kick you back to the Stone Age! OW!
2006-08-29 00:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A whole lot of wood. It will be toothpicks when he is finished with it.
2006-08-29 00:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by KSJTam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sh*t ton
2006-08-29 00:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by teeniey37 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know
2006-08-29 19:19:08 · answer #9 · answered by DUNE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋