2006-08-28 17:22:57 · 18 answers · asked by AL 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah! Then you would actually be glad to see them at your door. They could deliver. Cool idea.
2006-08-28 17:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interestingly, the name "Jemimah" is also from the bible; she was a daughter of the patient prophet Job.
(Job 42:13-15) He [Job] also came to have seven sons and three daughters. 14 And he went calling the name of the first Jemimah and the name of the second Keziah and the name of the third Keren-happuch. 15 And no women were found as pretty as Job's daughters in all the land
As beautiful as Jemimah was, and as delicious as her pancakes may have been, that does not elevate that ancient woman anywhere near to the status of the Almighty. In fact, the Scriptures explain the Creator's thoughts regarding other forms of worship:
(Exodus 20:1-5) God proceeded to speak all these words, saying: “I am Jehovah your God... You must not have any other gods against my face... You must not bow down to them nor be induced to serve them, because I Jehovah your God am a God exacting exclusive devotion
Even so-called "Mary worship" does not have God's approval!
Learn more:
http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2005/9/8a/article_01.htm
http://www.watchtower.org/library/w/2002/5/15/article_02.htm
2006-08-30 14:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without proper, complete and correct knowledge, it is not good to joke on anyone's religion. in any case, you are a person who is looking at short-term gains. If you could follow even one Bible counsel, the way Jehovah's Witnesses do, you could become a much better person and stop asking such worthless questions. You have really hurt sentiments of many. Be sensitive towards others next tme. May the True God of Bible Jehovah help you in this regard.
2006-08-29 00:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Rajesh G 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I second your motion, and would gladly sign a petition to support that. My only question is, do Jemima's Witnesses get to celebrate holidays, or is the only benefit the free pancakes? Just wondering...
2006-08-29 00:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! Maybe I shouldn't be laughing, but this is pretty funny. Jemima's Witnesses... lol.
Syrup, salvation, and pamphlets (maybe with life-giving recipes) to boot! Wow!
2006-08-29 00:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by Othar 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!! Go free pancakes!!
Only I do say that everyone has the right to believe in what they want to.
2006-08-29 00:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by silverboy470 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That would be lovely...but are these the purist witnesses with real butter and real maple syrup or is the oleo and corn syrup folks? See? There's a difference already!!!!!!!
Personally I like waffles (please don't stone the Otter)
2006-08-29 00:32:19 · answer #7 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why cant we replace you with the stuffed pigs at mcdonalds and get a free diet coke...??
2006-08-29 00:26:41 · answer #8 · answered by Heather b 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a great idea. And maybe we can replace your brain with a chocolate factory. That way, when you sh*t we can get Hershey Kisses!
2006-08-29 00:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
that`s funny !!! they`d get a lot more people to give them a little time.
2006-08-29 00:26:42 · answer #10 · answered by star sailor 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋