This morning while we were in the shower, my 25 year old daughter Nadine challenged me to a see who's bosoms was bigger. We held our breasts up to each others, and bein the voluptous woman I am, I had bigger breasts than her like I knew I would.
But for the first time, I realized my breasts were startin to get saggy. They looked like them African women in that magazine with two hot dogs hangin from their chests.
Is there an exercise I can do to get my breasts firmer? I can't afford plastic surgery?
2006-08-28 16:55:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
WTF???????????? ARE U SERIOUS??????????? I THINK IM GONNA PUKE.
2006-08-28 17:06:34 · answer #1 · answered by hopes_angel69 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Lets see:
1. Your in the shower with your 25 year old daughter (what trailer park do you come from)?
2. Your breast looks like two hot dogs on an African woman's chest ( I hope your a** doesn't look like Southern style flap-jacks)
3. Your no Sharon Stone (probably never was and never will be)
4. You can't afford plastic surgery ( looking at your picture we can all see that)
5. Once again....why you scare your daughter like that ( the blob was a scary movie for me too)
2006-08-28 17:27:51 · answer #2 · answered by MYPHARRELL 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I worked at a lingerie store and women did the freakiest things. So no, I would not say its normal, but if you and your friends are comfortable with that, and you have fun in the lingerie store, than its okay. True story: A group of three middle aged women (think best friends) came into the store once and got professionally sized just so they could have bragging rights. No lies. So don't worry too much unless it makes you really uncomfortable, and if that is the case, then don't do it.
2016-03-17 01:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by Emily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"But for the first time, I realized my breasts were startin to get saggy. They looked like them African women in that magazine with two hot dogs hangin from their chests"
you might wanna fix that
2006-08-28 17:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Let's address your problems: First of all, you're uncouth and disgusting if you're in the shower with your grown daughter. Being Southern (as your profile name is) is no excuse. Secondly, defaming indigenous African tribal women is in poor taste, not to mention, racist.
Maybe instead of thinking of your breasts as the problem, you should think about the hate in your heart.
2006-08-28 17:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by jive turkey 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nudists bathe with each all the time. There are chest excerise machines in gyms these days.
2006-08-28 17:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Necat T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no exercises will help at this point, sorry.saggy
i'm still thinkin' about african hot dogs are they better than the hot dogs in chicago?
can you describe/show your daughter's perky breasts so that we can have a good idea of why you would even ask this?
only for scientific research, please.
2006-08-28 17:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by getit 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You was in the shower w/ your 25 yr old daughter?
2006-08-28 16:58:26 · answer #8 · answered by desi 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Any kind of chest exercise. Join up at a local gym and work on the chest machines.
2006-08-28 16:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by Euphony 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
whoa....chest exercises i suppose. Maybe try not comparing them to a 25 yr old? That might make things seem not so bad.
2006-08-28 17:02:40 · answer #10 · answered by ***Miss Ria*** 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Push-ups
2006-08-28 16:57:27 · answer #11 · answered by S. Corleone 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋