. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
2006-08-28 16:50:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Alwaysgotta, it is a joke and kids are kids and the teacher couldn't teach for ten minutes cause she was laughing so hard she couldn't. its okay to laugh at a childs imitating an adult when it is done with such imagination.
2006-08-28 17:01:49 · update #1
hahaha... a talking chicken! that's great.. hehe
2006-08-28 16:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is why Art Linkletter's Houseparty could never again be duplicated. I recall how genuinely funny most of the children were that appeared on his show. In the 50s a child would not know such language and if he/she did would never repeat it in public. And we could always tell which children had been coached by their stagemother parents. Don't believe any of the children went on to do anything in show biz, although I could be wrong.
Children today are products of their parenting. Too many children, too much internet filth and too many unsupervised little darlings who pull the well parented children into their sexual world. The parents of the above mentioned child ('Holy Sh*t...) would, I bet, find their little potty mouth very funny and tell the story over and over. Teacher should have heard it all and seen it all unless she is new to the profession. Get a grip. We have lost the cultural war to children, of all things.
2006-08-28 16:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids do say the darnest things. You cant really blame them for swearing because they only observe their environment. A parent might be the influence of the potty mouth. But they are still very cute!!
2006-08-28 16:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by polkadot 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
2006-08-28 16:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by Nena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the time but you may not know it because this happens a lot at school
2006-08-28 16:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by winx168 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee ho ho hee hee. Holy sh*t I hope she didn't get her mouth washed out with soap.
2006-08-28 16:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign her up for mensa
2006-08-28 18:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by zensumman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. They say the darnest sh!t.
2006-08-28 16:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by kokubenji 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one, I think kids are nowadays more smart
2006-08-28 16:53:52 · answer #9 · answered by Annie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty damn funny.Thanks for the laugh.
2006-08-28 16:54:30 · answer #10 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋