One day a duck waddled into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist "Hey, you got some duck food", the pharmacist says "we don't sale duck food now get out of my store". The next day the duck waddled into the pharmacy again and said "hey pharmacist you got some duck food?" the pharmacist yelled "We don't have duck food, and if you come into my store and ask me again I will nail your feet to the floor!" The duck ran out fast. The next day the duck waddled in the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist "Hey pharmacist, you got some nails," pharmacist said "No", duck says, "you got some duck food"
2006-08-28 16:43:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good
2006-08-28 16:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by deemark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that exact joke before but it was the duck went into the bar and asked for bread. my mum was obsessed with that joke and it was the only one she ever told...
2006-08-28 23:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by ness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wasn't that on a gum commercial? got any staples?
2006-08-28 23:48:38 · answer #3 · answered by rainsparrow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very funny!
2006-08-28 23:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this was only the GONG show...........
2006-08-28 23:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by cami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeee...cute...smart duckie...
2006-08-28 23:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha..! ;)
2006-08-28 23:48:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-30 18:59:10 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋