A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend
$5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later He rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2006-08-28 16:41:47 · 11 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it, love it, love it.
2006-08-28 16:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ain't that nice...thanks for sharing
2006-08-28 23:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by Ken and Wendy M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. it should be reversed. it should of been the nagging husband...
2006-08-28 23:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by ness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very Cute!
2006-08-28 23:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a tell on you
2006-08-28 23:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by deemark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before...but still funny
2006-08-28 23:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by mtlfearie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahee
2006-08-28 23:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by foniboki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haha ha
2006-08-28 23:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by angie devine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So bad. So very bad.... lol
2006-08-28 23:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by truthwillshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he
2006-08-28 23:51:38 · answer #10 · answered by cami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋