2006-08-28 16:38:24 · 12 answers · asked by Malik B 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
yep at this fancy resturant and it was one of those real load ones that vibrates and everyone turned around but the worst thing was that my mum was opposite me
2006-08-28 16:43:17 · answer #1 · answered by M.A.R.K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeap.. who hasn't ?? :) speaking of farting.. heard a random humorous humorous tale on the instant.. ok, so which you're sitting in a pub and you already know which you quite could desire to fart. you may desire to no longer have the capacity to be stricken to bypass exterior so which you establish to enable it out indoors. The music is quite loud with a heavy beat so which you have a brainwave.. fart in time to the beat !! 2 songs later you experience plenty greater beneficial efficient.. untill you bypass finding the pub and observe each and each physique staring at you in a disgusted way. it relatively is as quickly as you already know you have been listening to your iPod. Hahaa :) Immature yet humorous.
2016-12-11 17:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend his nephew and I were in a gas station and his nephew let a silent one and oh God did it smell bad but what was so funny the cashier blamed it on this other guy and he got so embarrassed that he threw down his stuff and got out of there. The cashier then preceded to spray air freshener and grip about the smell. All we could do was stand there and try not to breathe to deep while we were laughing.
2006-08-28 16:52:08 · answer #3 · answered by † Dark Slayer † aka: NiSeY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. My coworker and I have farting contests. My signifigant other considers it a good reason to run in the other direction when I suddenly leave the aisle I was in in the grocery store.
By the way, she won.
2006-08-28 16:46:33 · answer #4 · answered by nokhada5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I try to go in a secluded aisle in the grocery store. Perferably the air freshener aisle. I can kill two birds with one stone and hopefully not knock anyone else out in the process. So far, I haven't been noticed.
2006-08-28 16:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by mom_of_geniuses 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, all the time
The worst one was when at the register at a restaurant paying the bill --- it was one of those dead cat farts. The cashier was trying to make change and she had to keep stopping, waving her hand in front of her face, and saying "woooooo!". My girlfriend went and stood be the door and glared at me. I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.
2006-08-30 21:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by watcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes... i always have the most foul aroma whenever i go to wal-mart... if I happened to get popped, especially when i'm in the checkout line, I always make the face and stare at the person, pointing a finger and asking them if it's their *** that did that... that will make the others all look at them and take the heat off of me (because with all that gas, i'm pretty sure i'm flammable)
2006-09-01 14:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by Heat Miser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In class, a blaster. Another guy shouts out "Professor who?"
2006-08-28 16:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by sheeple_rancher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah. i did it once at meeting. but it was on purpose. just a little commentary on their ideas. riiiippppp
2006-08-28 16:41:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure it's happened. Maybe they smelled it.
2006-08-28 16:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋