if its not a joke and you truly believe in a flying lasagna man, then, Ok then. but if its Still a joke to some people who keep beating this dead horse, PLZ STOP. i'll give you a free cookie :)
2006-08-28 16:21:30 · 26 answers · asked by Nikki 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
this is religion is made up lol
2006-08-28 16:24:36 · answer #1 · answered by St. John Bosco 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow. A flying spaghetti monster? I haven't heard of this thing yet, but I'll certainly keep an eye out for it. Is it possible that it travels in packs, with the gliding linguini rabbit and the bouncing manicotti demon? Man, I'll be up all night worrying about this now. Thanks alot.
2006-08-28 23:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could people like you plz stop flogging this dead horse about, what is it, "God"? haven't you been bleating on about that for, like, 2,000 years already? Or nearly 6,000 if we take the whole Judeo-Christian tradition into account? It is SOOO lame! You can't really believe in that garbage so don't pretend that you do! A joke is a joke!
2006-08-29 08:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There's a spaghetti flying monster? Cool! LOL
2006-08-28 23:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by Tammy O 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster, not Spaghetti Flying Monster. Do NOT speak of the Sacred One who touches us with His noodly appendages unless you are a true believer and you are appropriately dressed in the garb of worship, a full pirate regalia.
2006-08-28 23:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
I haven't the FOGGIEST idea what you are talking about. Maybe the same geniuses who thought that something REAL bad was going to happen on 6-6-06 believe in a Pasta Monster, but not the rest of us. To all of you who beieve.....I hope you have a good voyage back to your planet.
2006-08-28 23:28:15 · answer #6 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
But the Flying Spaghetti Monster is my Chef and Saucier! I would be sent directly to Heck if I didn't believe in Him, and in Heck no beer flows!
2006-08-28 23:28:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The "Spaghetti Flying Monster" is pure fiction. There is no such thing, and it's ridiculous to think that there ever could be.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true lord.
2006-08-28 23:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I'll take the free cookie, but nobody can keep me from being touched by His Noodly Appendage again and again.
His website:
http://www.venganza.org/
2006-08-28 23:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by sheeple_rancher 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Liberated Cookie Monster is a false god.
2006-08-28 23:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! jokes on you, see! because you're gonna go to the dishwasher for not believing! All of my fellow Pastafarians will be living it up in the clean plate cupboard eating all the rAmen we desire. You will be forced into an eternity of agony by soapy hot water.
Long live the FSM! Yarrrr!
... now where did i put my migit?
2006-08-28 23:24:48 · answer #11 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋