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so many people like to laugh or make jokes about what Jesus did for them. He came and died and rose again to live forever more. yet the fool has said there is No God, reminds me of a scripture
Mt:7:13: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Mt:7:14: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

2006-08-28 16:20:46 · 18 answers · asked by ROD H 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

coz. they don't understand English.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.. Hey...I got a idea....

I'll help ya out.

KATA MAQQAION
The Gospel According to St. Matthew
Chapter 7
Greek:
13) eiselqete dia thV stenhV pulhV oti plateia h pulh kai eurucwroV h odoV h apagousa eiV thn apwleian kai polloi eisin oi eisercomenoi di authV
7:13) Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

Greek:
14)oti stenh h pulh kai teqlimmenh h odoV h apagousa eiV thn zwhn kai oligoi eisin oi euriskonteV authn
7:14)Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Yipppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeee

2006-08-28 16:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Try this. Pretend, that you have just arrived on good old planet Earth. You ask one of the local inhabitants what their religious believes are, they answer why, I'm Christian. You ask, what's that? Please explain. They proceed to enlighten you.

Well, there was this man/God that was born around 2000 years ago, no one is exactly sure when, but it happened in a manger. His mother was a virgin and remained a virgin even after the birth. One of the cool things is, that no one knew he was a god, until these angels came from the sky and told everyone. We don't really know what happened during his life for the first thirty or so years but he suddenly reappears one day, in this small country in one of our Mideastern deserts and brings his message of salvation. Well, we don't know for sure what he actually said, we have no written record from his time and most of what he said wasn't recorded until years after he died by people that no one can identify. Anyway, another guy named Paul, tells us all about him. Paul never actually met him or saw him in person, but he did have a mysterious vision of him on a very hot day as he was traveling to a place called Damascus. But I digress, the locals did not like this man/God and had their overlords kill him, in the most horrible way. This all happened, so we could be rescued from our fallen state of sin and be saved. Oh yes! his father/alter ego God/Holy Spirit who created everything, ordered that this should happen. After three days this man/God was raised from the dead and went back to heaven to sit at the right hand of himself. We believe this because some of his followers swear up and down that he came back to life. Most of them were superstitious, illiterate peasants but, we trust their word, after all why would they make this up. Besides, we have the word of Paul, remember the guy that never witnessed any of this in person but by now is the world's foremost authority on this man/God. The good news is, that if you follow this believe you too can be one of the chosen few to go to heaven and be with him. Oh yes! the bad news is that if you don't believe, you will burn in Hell for all eternity. But remember that this man/God is all about love and kindness, It's his father/God alter ego that's the jerk.

So, why would you guess so many people think it's a joke?

2006-08-29 00:15:03 · answer #2 · answered by Paul S 3 · 0 0

I think many people act that way because they are embarrased to admit what God has done for them.

In the verse below I think you could substitute the word embarassed for ashamed.

MARK 8: 38. Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels.

2006-08-28 23:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ROD H...........you got it man!!! God Bless You...Thanks for the references...What most people, that have not found God, don't have the understanding, God does not cause war!! Like another answer you received, Why would God let all this happen, war, sickness, hatred, and the like. God does not cause these things, MAN DOES, like on one of your answers also said. It is amazing to me how people do not get it!!!!! But what they don't understand, is that it is Satan, that is making them the way they feel and believe. The one answer you got, said HE WANTS TO BURN IN HELL, OMG, how could anyone wish that on themselves or anyone else???? It is beyond me!!!! Our country was founded on the beliefs in God and it is appalling to me how so many people want to take God out of most everything in our country or everything period!!

2006-08-28 23:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by no_doubt! 5 · 0 0

My son, I'm certain that Jesus and God can take as many jokes as we Humans can throw at them and they'll just laugh it all off with a shrug and a hearty guffaw. That's because they love us and in love we can laugh. Blessings on you.

2006-08-28 23:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0 2

All things of this earth shall pass away, but God's Word will not.

It is eternal and lasting. Thank you for sharing these verses and may it be a challenge to every person who knows Jesus Christ that few will be saved.

Share the Word!

2006-08-28 23:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by Mike A 6 · 3 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdVucvo-kDU


I'm not laughing. but what gives YOU the right to call people that don't believe in your God, fools?

are you not also judging? something your God instructed you NOT to do? you can't have it both ways dear!

2006-08-29 01:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

WOW MY PREACHER JUST PREACHED THAT LAST NIGHT!! THAT IS AMAZING AND SO TRUE! A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH.IT IS HARD TO GET THEM TO LISTEN,BUT DON'T GIVE UP OK! GOD BLESS YOU TODAY AND ALWAYS!

2006-08-28 23:27:24 · answer #8 · answered by meluvchris418 5 · 3 0

i dont know what do u aim at
but i want to say although i am muslim i cant laugh about jesus(علية السلام)as in islam we must respect him

2006-08-28 23:34:26 · answer #9 · answered by why? 2 · 0 0

Thank You

2006-08-28 23:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by Lore 6 · 3 0

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