2006-08-28 16:09:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
let's all go play hopscotch now!
2006-08-28 16:12:48 · update #1
Sweetness, God has been playing hopscotch with you all along....and yes, I'd love to join in!
2006-08-28 16:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, he hates hopscotch. You ask, how I know what God's likes and dislikes are? The same way that all of the rest of our religious friends know what God wants. I have faith and he talks to me, proof otherwise.
2006-08-28 23:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by Paul S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God dwells within you as you.
So enough of this, go play some hopscotch with God.
2006-08-28 23:13:19 · answer #3 · answered by Simple green is people! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes
If you believed enough God would play hopscotch with with you.
Are you sure you don't believe enough for satire like this?
God bless ya anyway.
2006-08-28 23:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I will play hopscotch with you
2006-08-28 23:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by corvuequis 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He would probably send someone to play hopscotch with you if you pray for it.
2006-08-28 23:12:24 · answer #6 · answered by JasonLee 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No because hopscotch is for p*ssies!
2006-08-28 23:23:29 · answer #7 · answered by euphoriarevelation 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good idea...I even have some chalk left over from when we had the blackboard set up in the kitchen at our old place!
Oh, wait...I have to set the blackboard up in the kitchen of this new place
Being an adult stinks :-(
2006-08-28 23:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but if you truely believe you will get to go play with him one day.
2006-08-28 23:12:49 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, the intensity of your belief has no bearing on reality. That's the post-modern faux pas.
2006-08-28 23:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋