My friend got me a witty greeting card so that inspired me to have this contest. The wittiest greeting card idea wins the points, so be creative!
2006-08-28 15:22:58 · 9 answers · asked by toddcambden 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Front of card: You're really something!
Open card: Yeah, but I wish you were something else!
2006-08-28 15:26:42 · answer #1 · answered by Legandivori 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made a little love note type card for my girlfriend and gave it to her, she laughed, this what It says:
Walk by Pantera
Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence
One step from lashing out at you...
You want in to get under my skin
And call yourself a friend
I've got more friends like you
What do I do?
(pre) is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am, where I've been
Belong
You can't be something you're not
Be yourself, by yourself
Stay away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time
2006-08-28 15:27:39 · answer #2 · answered by supervfive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Front: You may think that you're going to open up this card and find some wise-crack about your age. Well guess what...
Inside: It's on the back
Back: Happy birthday you sour-puss We thank god that there wasn't a multiple birthday
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2006-08-30 11:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday! Don't think of yourself as old, think of yourself as a survivor of life.
2006-08-28 15:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Sierra Sun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes a genius to play a fool....
Looks like you aren't either one........
Wishing you always the best....
your friend,
lore
2006-08-28 15:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by Lore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Front: Boogers are like birthdays...
Inside: The more you have, the harder it is to breath!
2006-08-28 15:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Brett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI
2006-08-28 15:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by RoadKill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are muslim?! Here at the US customs we must frisk you."How was your day?"
2006-08-28 15:28:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
front: the good die young
inside: we bitches live forever...Happy Birthday!!
2006-08-28 15:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by mara 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋