My Mom's boyfriend Herb wants me to move out???

Question

I KNOW what kinds of things he has in mind for my mom...and I sometimes think he flirts with my little sister. Sicko.

I'm 39...it's not like I was born yesterday.

How do I tell this pervert to hit the road?

Answer 1

Make it uncomfortable for him;

Crap on his side of the bed.
Sit cross legged indian style right in front of the TV when he's watching.
Sit right next to your mother and bark like a dog if he comes near.
The morning after he and Ma go out, ask him if he got any and wink.
Ask him, "Mom french kisses really good, don't you think?"
Wait for a stormy night and then go HOP into the bed right between them.
Sit uncomfortably close to the base of his chair, look up adoringly and ask, "Will you be my new Daddy?"

If none of these things work, just kill him. Like Deloris Claiborne once learned...."Sometimes and accident is a woman's best friend."

That could work for you too! Good Luck! After all, a Mother is a boy's best friend. (Norman Bates)

Answer 2

One thing you can not do is you can't tell him to move out, it has to be your mom unless this is your house. She is the one that has to make this choice, all you can do is look out for her. As alot of people are saying that it is you that needs to move out but nobody here knows why your there. Him flirting with your little sister is not your problem ether being if I figure right if your 39 then she must not be far behind you, so she should be able to defind herself. But all you can do is live your life, you can't control others. Just be there for your mom if you can stand it there. If you know the kinds of things he has in mind and it is going to hurt her then you need to be ready for the time when she needs you. He sounds like a person that puts on a good show and your mom is drawn into that, maybe enjoying that attention and in time if I haven't said it enough, she will be needing you. Pray that God gives you the strength and the right words to say when that time comes. Have a Blessed Day, Matt.

Answer 3

Might be time for some self examination, as well as a good tlak with your mom as well. I am not sure of your circumstances, but you shouldnt be at home at 39 unless some major crisis has occurred and its a short term thing. As far as your mom and her boyfriend is concerned, any inappropriate behavior towards your sister should be mentioned in a non hostile, matter of fact way. But I am wondering, if you are 39, how old your sister is, and why you both are there.

Answer 4

It is wonderful of you to look out for your mom and your sister like this! Not many men are so kind as you. Not even I can admit that I am so kind as you because I no longer live with my parents, but I am much younger than you which is probably why I was foolish enough to move out of my parents' home.

I understand why you think this man is a "sicko." A name like "Herb" is a clear indicator of that; that name alone is a good signal that he cannot be trusted.

If you want to get rid of him the polite way, insist on cooking, and cook really horrible meals. I'm not sure if you will even have to act like a bad cook--sometimes it's just natural to be a bad cook, but I have not had dinner at your place; so, I would not know. Hopefully, the bad cooking will scare Herb away.

If you want to get rid of him the less polite way, turn your mother against Herb...just inform your mother that love has blinded her. Herb is a horrible name, and Herb is insisting that her wonderful son (you!) move out. Tell her that it is quite apparent that her world would crumble without a wonderful man such as yourself there and that she is already shunned by people in your town for dating someone named Herb. You need to make your mother see that what she is doing is very wrong!

The least polite way to get rid of Herb (assuming that he will understand this hint) is to pack his suitcases for him, and throw them out of the second story window. I know that his name is Herb; so, subtle hints are sometime difficult for people with such a name to catch onto, but this hint is usually pretty effective. Again, he's actually named Herb...so, no guarantees, but it will probably work.

Answer 5

I think you and your "Little" sister should find a place of your own and let your mom make up her own mind about him!{ then you wouldn't have to worry about "sicko" hitting on your sister when you weren't there!} How old is your little sister? Be a good "big" brother and find a place where you both could live! Depending on how old she is she could probably get her own place with a friend or roommate}What do you think Ol Herb has in mine for your mom? You can still "check" up on your mom if your not living there!

Answer 6

If your 39, you should of moved out a long time ago. I think your little sister is probably old enough to also move out. What your mom and her boyfriend do is their business.

Answer 7

Did you say that your 39 and living at home? Maybe you should get your own place as well. Talk to your mom if she isn't concerned with her boyfriend then you should back off. Maybe you are jealous that there is another man taking what you consider to be your place and he isn't the pervert that you claim.

Answer 8

The bottom line is that we all have different brain chemistries. For some people, antidepressants just make them feel like emotionless zombies with horrible side effects, but for others, it puts them in a healthy state of mind with little to no side effects. Likewise, natural remedies also have varying degrees of effectiveness on different people. I think that natural remedies and therapy should be the first approach to treating depression, but in some cases, antidepressants are the only thing that can help a person. Clinical depression is caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain (rather than how well life is treating you), and the pills work to correct that imbalance.

Answer 9

Am I hearing you right? Your 39? Umm, Im assuming thats a typo, other wise id say yeah, its time to get the hell out! You can't tell him to hit the road unfortunatly... Thats your moms job, and if she doesn't want to, your pretty much stuck with him. Best thing to do is to move out, and keep your little sister really close to you if you think something is going on. The more time she spends w/ you, the less time she spends with him. You may want to check on the National Sexual Preditors list to see if he's on there if you think that badly about his intentions.

Answer 10

Your 39 still living with mom thats the problem