A blonde woman walks into a library and asks a man at the reference desk, "Can I have a double bacon cheeseburger?" The man says, "Mamn, this is a library."
So.......
The blond says in a hushed whisper, "Sorry. Can I have a double bacon cheeseburger?"
2006-08-28 14:53:49 · 30 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute
2006-08-28 14:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by Papa John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So? liike, she needed a library card or something? I don't get it! Why can't she have a double bacon cheeseburger? After all she asked for it politely and then, like, uuhh, whispering....
2006-08-28 21:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by boricuaviajero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cutest blonde joke I've heard is about the two blondes on either side of a canal. The one blonde hollers over to the other, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde answers, "You're already there."
2006-08-28 22:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by Laura 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good.
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2006-08-30 02:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I seriously think that these jokes are stupid. I mean, my dad's friend's daughter is blonde, and she is most likely getting into a very good college.
2006-08-28 23:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I was curious, I read your joke. Poor blondes, it is really unfair to pick on blondes so much.
2006-08-28 21:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! i love blonde jokes...;) (but,poor blondes!! i mean brunnettes can be a bit silly at times too...im living proof :)
2006-08-29 08:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I'm gonna start to taking offense if you don't stop making fun of me.
2006-08-28 22:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny.
2006-08-30 20:35:20 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was one I haven't heard
2006-08-28 22:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by lttlbt22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋