God! I challenge you to a duel! Are you afraid?

Question

You have put this earth through hell. You let people starve, u let people suffer, u let people die w/o purpouse, alone and scared. Quit whining about ur damn son...whole armies were crucified by the Romans, get over it. You don't have to take your mean, angry temper out on us.. I challenge u, O'mighty god to a duel. Your angry, greedy soul against mine! Remove me from this body and fight me in the purest form unless u also have fear along with tht greed and anger!!! Come!! fight me u evil Abusive sky daddy! I WILL SMITE U and winner gets position of 'god'. What say you? When I win heaven will b on earth and no1 will feel pain..more than u could say B****.

Let him strike me with lightning! I will climb up to heaven using my hope for a better world on earth and throw him down. HE CAN NEVER KILL ME!!! God is not so powerful as hope! He is WEAK! STRIKE ME!!!!

GOD IS LUCIFER!!! He created our brains which makes our desicions. There is no f****g free will. He makes our choices...but I've found the real me. not the one bound with muscle and nerves but my perspective and existence, and with it I will slay tht evil creature.

what is he waiting for...?

lalalalalala...god..are you there? *comes to visit Elmo in human form*

Hey! buddy...I'm sry. I didn't mean tht..I was just so confused..*loads pistol behind back* You know..all the violence. I got one question for you tht pretty much sums it up tho...Do u like led? *BANG*!!!!

SLAAAAAY ME!!!!!!!!! SLAY ME! I am sitting right here on my couch...why don't u have someone drive by and shoot me? You are afraid? KILL ME! you can take my life...But u will never-take-my-SOUL!!!!!!!!!1

Is god deaf..r since it is typed..blind? Maybe I should yell it..k..I seriously yelled it.....

Possessed by demon? I want to challenge god so I can make a better world. I want to make the human brain to a more perfect extent...I want it to feel compassion for every1. I want every1 to be beautiful to every1..I want luv and happyness. I don't think satan wanted tht..and if I was possesed I would pull the demon out and chew his head off.

no bob...I don't. god is not limited to the capabilities of a human brain..he couldn't concentrate on billions of people at one time..it's not like he's overwhelmed..he's perfect except for the flaw of apparently being to lazy to...

Answer 1

bwahaha....
loser...

Answer 2

OK, Your on. Design a world better than I did. You have mentioned only a few items through out how many years. Explain to me it all. I will make it easy for you. Take one day of an average man or woman and show me minute by minute what you would do that is different than has been done. Then take your changes to a real life man or woman and let them rate your new world and let them decide who is better.

Rules
Every minute of a Day for a normal person
A normal person must decide who is better.
They can pick the current life they have or the one you suggest minute by minute.
Who ever they pick wins
Good Luck.

Remember if you win there are Billions of people whose lives you have to plan second by second.

You skipped right over your answer. Are you afraid?

Is it too much work.

I am challenged every day and when I except no one takes the challenge.

I speak to all every day through all sorts of media. You have the choice to listen or not. I want you to listen I try to convince you but your decisions create the life you have.

You know what you need to do. Do it or not it is your decision.

Answer 3

I project you to a duel. Following your good judgment, because you've placed your self above the theological judeo-christian God, then you truthfully too are omnipotent, omnipresent, and all-understanding; therefore you realize the time and the position. So, in case you do not ensue, i am going to assume that both you do not exist or that you, sir, are a large-fat hen. Jokes aside, your question is incorrect. You assume there are in ordinary words 2 solutions to the question. What about all of the different solutions? a million) God extremely would not 2 rat craps about you or your project. 2) God has extra constructive activities. 3) God is on dial-up and turns right into a lot too impatient to browse all the questions about Yahoo solutions. 4) God thinks you scent humorous and needs to maintain a ways faraway from you. i imagine the further constructive thanks to pose the question will be, can someone teach that God DOES exist?

Answer 4

I think you should read 1 Kings 18:16-40. Also read Job 38 and 39. This is the tongue lashing that God gave Job and Job was considered "blameless and upright; he feared God and shunned evil" (Job 1:1).

Matthew 10:28 Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.

Answer 5

LoL.
This Earth is just a temporary housing. Everyone dies whether in a peaceful way or a painful way.
Besides, how many people do you think have thought that life is cruel and wanted to challenge God? Probably a lot.
Life is cruel. Just deal, man.

Answer 6

You are demon possesed and have lost reason.. God will not fight you and has no reason to. You are powerless and your words are like the wind and have no meaning. Why should he waste his time with punies like you..

Rom 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

Answer 7

If you understood the ultimate love God has for all his children you would not be so angry with God. God has given all his children free choice to love or hate him. God has also given mankind the free will to rule this earth as he sees fit. God has provided enough food, shelter, and especially love to go around it depends on mankind to distribute or greedily save this stuff for ourselves. What is your answer to God's proposal?

Answer 8

Hey elmo the stoner

You will this week receive many broken bones. Care for anothe duel? Tell all the good people about your broken bones when they heal..

Answer 9

You should not tempt God. I pity you, I hope that someday your skewed views of God will be set straight. By the way, we made this world bad, not Hell, your lucky this world is not like Hell. We are too blame for everything, we were tempted, we gave in, we are too blame, God saved us! You insult me with what you are saying, why even argue if you are so against it, what keeps you drawn to it? One of us is right and one of us is wrong, are you willing to stake an eternity on this?

Answer 10

"And in other news, a person who went under the alias of Elmo the Stoner on the popular question and answer site Yahoo! Answers has died recently due to a strike of lightning on a cloudless and sunny day."

- 16 yo Pagan

Answer 11

The challenge have been accepted. Wait for His turn and you definitely will face Him. How young are you? Too bad..