2006-08-28 13:56:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slowdown. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
2006-08-28 14:17:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...let me give it a shot.
I love my son and my daughter and I have and will continue to do anything for them. My ex-wife and I are divorced, but I had always seen my children every day after school and on weekends. My daughter is my princess and we are closer than anyone can really understand. She cries when I have to leave, but I always make sure I come back the next day and I've never missed a weekend.
Last summer, I drove by their house to pick them up as I usually do and I saw a lot of trash on the lawn and the blinds gone on the house. Nobody was in the house. I stopped by the usual family and friends house to ask them if they know where the kids were and nobody knew.
I eventually discovered that she picked up and moved herself and the kids out of state without telling me. It took three-days before I can get a phone call from her and a way to contact my kids.
She claims she went down south for a better life for her and the kids and said I should understand. Meanwhile, my daughter cries everytime I talk to her on the phone. I hired a lwayer to bring her back here ... but all I could manage was to settle on a visitation agreement because the cost for fighting for full custody was way too much than I can afford.
It's been a year now and I have to settle for talking to my kids by phone everyday and getting them for the summer and alternating holidays. I had them for two 1/2 months and they just went back a few weeks ago.
I know it's socially acceptable for the world to look at fathers as the bad guy who always leaves or if the mother takes the kids away, the father will just have to tell with it ... but I have trouble not being with my children on a 24-hour basis and I strongly believe, if I were a woman I'd have more support. But since that will never happen, I am branded as a typical male not with his kids ... even when i didn't want it this way.
You may not cry about it ... but I do every night I hang up with my children or think about missing a school play or just holding them.
2006-08-28 14:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by Corey B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well your going to continue to grow up and everything you attemp to do will most likely fail because society sucks and everyone always trie to bring down everyone else.someday you might meet mr right and get married but a couple of years later youll catch him sleeping with your best friend he then will divorce you and take the children and leave you alone
2006-08-28 14:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The things that make us happy -- a day off from work.. a visit from a friend.. a good song on the radio.. tend to be temporary and unimportant.
The things that make us sad -- The death of a loved one.. the destruction of the environment.. man's insistence on war and killing.. tend to be permanent and important.
2006-08-28 14:03:04 · answer #4 · answered by Phil S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Sweetie! Why would anyone want to reduced you to tears?
No point to it!
2006-08-28 14:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by True Blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
self control and yoga will certainly reduce Ur tears. dint worry be happy.
2006-08-28 14:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Reva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dogging had a puppy and I went in to see him in the other room and my pet boa was swallowing him and I could hear the poor thing crying ..
2006-08-28 14:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by Hea Dude ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give you what? My best SHUT? SHUT? HUH?
Okay.
Shut the f*** up. Is that good enough?
2006-08-28 13:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by Thomas C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want someone to bring you to tears!
2006-08-28 13:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by Nana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best shut? I'm all out of those...
2006-08-28 13:59:28 · answer #10 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋