I hear all the time that religious people just have 'faith' and that's why they believe what they do. So I'm inventing my own religion just like every other religion was started...by man. It's gonna be groovy, in this religion, called Christisgay, we actually like jews and praise him for slaughtering that jesus guy. We eat ice cream and we laugh at the christians cuz we're better than those stupid fattties. We dont' actually worship a god, he worships us because see the world started 400 years ago when there were only 9 of every animal and we reject science, i mean what's up with that crazy thing they call science? See, isn't it great? Just one more f*ckin religion to deal with all its nonsense. Wake up, religion is just man made, think for urselves and stop causing wars in society. Or at the very least convert on over to us, we got plenty of ice cream to go around. oh and no homos, jk, we're not like those jack*ss christians
2006-08-28 13:47:56 · 26 answers · asked by morgan p 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
get a life
2006-08-28 13:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by bassetluv 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
morgan p, If you are the founder of this new religion, you are setting yourself up against the one true God. It is true His word is often misinterpreted, and misunderstood, and probably no one has a perfect understanding of all of it. Many wrongs have occurred because of our misunderstanding, but His mercy and grace is so vast that He can forgive any of it. Those who ask will be forgiven. You have professed to be His opposition, or enemy. Please change your viewpoint before it is eternally to late. signed, I'd rather be a J---A-- Christian than a Fried Fool. Sorry,I couldn't resist that. Forgive me---and ask Him to forgive you. By the way, do you know the mother of Jesus Christ was Jewish, and the earthly ministry of Jesus was chiefly to the Jews, and that they are called Gods' chosen people? This is the one thing about your (religion) that I like. God said He would bless those who bless them.
2006-08-28 14:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by choo-Choos Mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm one I'm not a jackass ... but if I burned you once or twice ... oops ... I have my beliefs, and you have yours ... I won't force feed you yours ... but I will demonstrate it to you ... you on the other hand have to force feed someone ... so mmm ... at least I'm polite ... oh and by the way ... I don't have to try to ridicule anyone because of their beliefs (and never will ... most religions run side by side ... ) ... we all have our differences ... yes religion has caused wars ... but then again so has equal rights, taxes, and 10 foot of border ... get an education and say something meaningful ... christians/muslim/hindu's/whatever ... we may view life differently ... but at least we acknowledge the truth ... that there is something higher than us that we have to answer to
2006-08-28 14:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by Zenas Walter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oy.
See the thing is, you're angry about wars, but you're also just a big ole hypocrite. If you're so for peace, then act it. Don't try to stir crap up. Peace begins at home! I tell that to myself every time I feel like being an *** to someone.
This coming from a spiritual, not religious, person.
2006-08-28 13:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by ear help! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your religion is eating ice cream AND laughing at fatties? Yeah, that's going to work out great.
2006-08-28 13:50:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't dare think of christianity as a "religion". Wars are started by someone with views like yours.
2006-08-28 13:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you move someplace hot so you can get used to the heat you gonna face when you die. You are a complete idiot.
By the way, try using Check Spelling, so you don't write like an idiot, too.
2006-08-28 13:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas C 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We swear that we've created the individual and all of us understand what his soul whispers to him. we are nearer to him than even his jugular vein. (sixteen) for the reason that the two scribes are sitting on each and every of his shoulders, he does not utter a word which isn't recorded on the instant by using the watchful scribes. (17) The individual will actual adventure the pain of death (18) and (the individual would be reported), "it somewhat is what you were attempting to run faraway from". (19) The trumpet will actual be sounded. this could be the day (approximately which you) have been threatened. (20) each and every soul would be accompanied (by using an angel) at the back of him and yet another as a witness. (21) (he would be reported), "You have been thoroughly heedless of this present day. we are becoming to be rid of the veil out of your eyes and your innovative and prescient will now be sharp and robust". (22) His (angelic) significant different will say, "(Lord), the record of his deeds is with me and is all waiting". (23) (they are going to be reported,) "Throw into hell each and every continual disbelievers, (24) who's an opponent of sturdy, a suspicious transgressor (25) and an idol worshipper. Throw him into severe torment". (26) His satanic significant different will say, "Our Lord, i did no longer deceive him, yet he himself went off objective". (27) The Lord will say, "do no longer argue in My presence; I had actual sent you a warning. (28) No word is to be exchanged in My presence. i'm no longer unjust to My servants". (29) On that day we will ask hell, "Are you finished?" it is going to say, "Are there from now on?" (30) Paradise would be introduced close to for the pious ones (31) (and that they are going to be reported), "it somewhat is what you have been promised. it particularly is for each guy or woman who grew to become in repentance to God, saved his promise, (32) feared the Beneficent God in secret, and grew to become to Him with a repenting coronary heart". (33) (they are going to be reported), "enter Paradise in peace and, therein, you will stay perpetually". (34) they might have therein in spite of they pick and could receive from Us extra rewards (35)
2016-09-30 02:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to be just like you. I get how you are. Just remember that as long as you live it is never too late to come home to God.
2006-08-28 13:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...................... I am moving out of the way because there's a really big chance that a large thunderbolt is going to come shooting out of the sky. I'm not saying which god is going to let loose with one ... but you certainly managed to hit the major ones ...
2006-08-28 13:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by freak369xxx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny. But no I do not want to join any religion. They wield too much power and cannot control themselves. Religion is BAD, but belief is NOT.
2006-08-28 13:50:18 · answer #11 · answered by surfer2966 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋