Seems that there was a noted gardener who was famous for his wonderful
tomato plants. As would happen, one day a young lady asked him his
secret for success. He replied that each morning he went out to his
tomato plants with nothing on but a robe. He would stand in front of
them and flash them. He suggested that she try his method.
A few weeks passed before they again met, and being the gentleman he
was, he inquired as to her success. She replied that nothing had
happened to her tomato plants, but that he should come and see her
cucumbers!
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2006-08-28 13:08:55 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe... and now we know the gender of those veges
2006-08-28 13:46:39 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two acquaintances were on their way to a bar one afternoon when they spotted a wallet lying in the gutter. They each reached for it at the same time and an argument ensued over who would claim the prize. To settle things, one of them suggested a contest of bravery and endurance to break the deadlock. We'll go into this alley and take turns kicking each other in the balls, and the first one to give up loses. The other fellow thought it over for a moment and agreed.
The two walked into the alley and the one who'd had the idea claimed the right to go first. His friend braced himself and the first man landed a powerful shot dead on target. The guy who'd just been kicked collapsed and began writhing and moaning. Finally he got himself back under control, stood up and announced it was now his turn to do the kicking. Oh, that's alright, the first guy said, I give up, you can have the wallet.
2006-08-28 20:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I refuse to laugh at this joke based upon my utter disgust with your hogging of jokes. Nothing against you personally... I am just not talking to you right now. LOL
2006-08-28 21:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RU A ROBOT L6
2006-08-28 20:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by ★Greed★ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is worth remembering.
2006-08-28 20:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by Obeast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im so sad u cant get on as much anymore! but i LOVE this joke!!!
2006-08-28 21:37:09 · answer #6 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry too long 2 read
2006-08-28 20:11:04 · answer #7 · answered by butterfly23 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-08-28 20:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL to funny! i'm so saving this one as well LOL thanks!
2006-08-28 20:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by Kittie_Nash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YHEA
2006-08-28 20:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by loligo1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋