Because they're super funny. Here's mine to get you into the spirit:
Q: How do you get an emo out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
:) Yeah, morbid and harsh, but it still cracks me up every time.
2006-08-28 13:06:52 · 14 answers · asked by wwk 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I much prefer bananas myself..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
2006-08-28 13:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by Gaming 2 · 2⤊ 6⤋
I am both insulted and humored.
How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
Four.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.
The other to make the burrito
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Q: What do you say when 1,000 emo's are running through town?
A: The cliff is that way.
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A burglar broke into an emo kids room and stole everything. Police are looking for a rucksack, 67 journals and a piece of paper that has a password to MySpace.com and Livejournal.com.
2006-08-28 13:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by Strives to be Something 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why is an emo pizza the best?
A: Because it cuts itself.
2006-08-28 14:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by ASsundevils 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have Hitler, Stalin, and an emo. You only have two bullets. Who do you shoot? The emo, twice. I love this joke, though it's really nasty. People shouldn't be so uptight about jokes, especially those that choose to look that way.
2006-08-28 13:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by deranged.delusions 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Q: How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to compose an elegy for the death of the last light bulb, one to cut herself with the shards of the old one, one to holler to Mom to change it, and... oh, we'll never get it done with emos.
2006-08-28 13:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Okay I don't like to pick at others, but in the name of humor...have you heard...
The Emo Kid Song by Adam & Andrew
dear diary,
mood: apathetic
my life is spiraling downward. i couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You,' and 'Rip Apart My Soul,' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab." and it doesn't help that i couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do, some days you know. . .
i'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
you'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me
i have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
i'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'cause i feel real deep when i'm dressing in drag
i call it freedom of expression most just call me a f*g
'cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like d*kes
'cause emo is one step below transvestite
stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo
i'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
the way i dress makes everyday feel like Hallowe'en
i have no real problems but i like to make believe
i stole my sister's mascara now i'm grounded for a week
sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
i can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
girls keep breaking up with me, it' never any fun
they say they already have a p*ssy, they don't need another one
stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo
dye in my hair and polish on my toes
i must be emo
i play guitar and write suicide notes
i must be emo
my life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. and it's suffocating me. grabbing ahold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans . . . which look great on my by the way
when i get depressed i cut my wrists in every direction
hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
i write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
i told my friends i bleed black and cry during classes
i'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
you can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
i wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
if i said i like girls i'd only be half right
i look like i'm dead and dress like a homo
i must be emo
screw XBOX i play old school Nintendo
i must be emo
i like to whine and hate my parentals
i must be emo
me and my friends all look like clones
i must be emo
my parents just don't get me you know. they think i'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. well, a couple of guys. but i mean, it's the 2000s. can't 2, or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay. i mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. i don't know diary, sometimes i think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend. . . . i feel like tacos
2006-08-28 13:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
LOL THAT WAS FUNNY I GOT ONE LOL BUT ITS REALLY NOT A JOKE I WISH MY LAWN WAS EMO CUS IT WOULD CUT ITSELF LOL I REALLY DO LOL HAHAHAHAH ROFLMFAO
2006-08-28 13:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by yakayakayaka1234 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
your so emo your grass cuts itself♥
2006-08-28 13:09:30 · answer #8 · answered by Prep♥™ 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
funny
2006-08-28 13:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by hello 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-08-28 13:08:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
haha wow lol ♥
2006-08-28 13:07:51 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋