Eva Longoria showed up on her neighbor's doorstep ready to ring the doorbell. However, the door had already opened to reveal a blinking man.
"How did you know it was me?" she asked.
"I could see your teeth flashing all the way up the block," he retorted.
2006-08-28 13:01:31 · 11 answers · asked by blooutflash 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, she's got a grin full of pearly whites, right?
2006-08-28 13:11:00 · update #1
How are we sure that the toothbrush was invented by hillbillies...?
If it was invented by anybody else, it would be a TEETHbrush...!
2006-08-28 14:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's the dentists favorite time?
2:30
(get it?... Tooth Hurty)
Also,
What's got 3 teeth??
A room full of rednecks!!
2006-08-28 20:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by Free Spirit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red Neck Po Dunk pick up line:
My....you shore got a purty tooth!
2006-08-28 20:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Donna A 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one
P.s Eva Longoria is so f u c k i n hot
2006-08-28 20:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by DarkLotus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A : What time is it?
B : Oh It's tooth thirty
A : Shall we go now?
B : Ok, we'll go tooth the city now
A : Alright I can't wait to be there toothnight. Are we there yet?
B : Well you need to be slow down, its tooth hour riding.
A : Oh my God, I need waiting tooth?
B : Yeah just calm down, will tooth?
2006-08-28 20:08:58 · answer #5 · answered by serkornel 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what time is it anyway??
(girl with a toothache)
I think it's tooth hurty (2:30)
Hey, you asked!!
2006-08-28 20:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by my2cents 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres one about teeth...
your mama teeth so crooked that when she smile it looks like she throwin up gang signs
2006-08-28 21:58:43 · answer #7 · answered by Tiff Tiff 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do you keep saying dumb jokes?
2006-08-28 21:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by twiggles_who_giggles 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ahhahahahahahaha
2006-08-28 20:03:39 · answer #9 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...funny
2006-08-28 20:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋