:'( Sadly I have school and *sniffle* I can't be on there as much, *more tears* so you'll have to settle for a joke of the week. ♥
So here's an oldie and one of my favoties :D ♥
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town an kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
2006-08-28 12:54:43 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all this emotion made me mess up I meant *here instead of there :'( this breaks my little ♥
lol
2006-08-28 12:55:34 · update #1
Yes... ha! I heard this one, I heard this one! Neener, neener, neener! So there! :p
2006-08-28 14:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny!!!! Didn't expect those results
2006-08-28 15:33:29 · answer #2 · answered by cheeks3192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... I heard it slightly different.. but still the same result heh
2006-08-28 13:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaa haa haa that is sooooooooooooo funny
2006-08-28 13:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by Myisha B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, that's great.
2006-08-28 13:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Obeast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-28 13:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by hello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i like it
2006-08-28 12:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by jess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-28 12:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love that one. whenever i hear it i laugh:D
2006-08-28 13:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool, i liked it...lol
2006-08-28 13:26:44 · answer #10 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋